Calvin, JaMarcus, or Other?

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Now that you've had some time to read extrapolater's compilation of what the Bay Area newspapers are suggesting for the Oakland Raiders on draft day, let's go to the video.

Subject 1: Calvin Johnson (a.k.a. "Gumby")

Subject 2: JaMarcus Russell (a.k.a. "The Howitzer")

Subject 3: Brady Quinn (a.k.a. "Pretty Boy")

Subject 4: Adrian Peterson (a.k.a. "Happy Feet")

Posted by One More Dying Quail at 1:52 PM


Poor Calvin Johnson. In college, his quarterback sucked. If he goes number one, his quarterback will suck.

Apr 22, 2007, 3:19:00 PM  

calvin johnson clearly belongs on the falcons; it willbe like gt

both in georgia, both have shitty qbs

neither has ever won anything

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2007, 4:28:00 PM  

Based on this video evidence, I think it's clear - Brady Quinn is the obvious choice.

extrapolater said...
Apr 22, 2007, 4:45:00 PM  

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