You Create The Caption #3

Thursday, April 26, 2007


(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: Just a great effort yesterday....I'm giving this one a three way tie Lenny Harris, McBain from Flyers Fieldhouse, and The Feed (Simpsons jokes will get you everywhere with me) for these captions below....










"I came off the DL for this?"- LH
"Hideki- I am your Father."- MB
"Why oh why did I ever leave Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern for these New York Yankees?"- TF

Honorable mention goes to Anonymous for this morning's entry of......"Mmmm, is that a big piece of sashimi? Aww damnit, it's David Wells..."

Today's Photo........


AA's Entry: "What is a pirate's favorite basketball team? The HaRRRRRRRRRRRlem Globetrotters!" (sorry that was bad.....should be easy to beat)

(FYI- AA's bad joke provided by PirateJokes.net)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 9:44 AM

24 Comments:

"Try and fine this, David Stern!"

mookie said...
Apr 26, 2007, 10:17:00 AM  

I don't know what is more rediculous, the way I am wearing this headband or that the Cavs can only beat the injury crippled Wizards by 7 points.

Adrian said...
Apr 26, 2007, 10:41:00 AM  

If I can't sag my pants...

the butler said...
Apr 26, 2007, 10:45:00 AM  

"Besides, it's not like Roger Goodell is running this league."

mookie said...
Apr 26, 2007, 10:45:00 AM  
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Apr 26, 2007, 10:46:00 AM  

"At least this is better than Josh Howard dropping his shorts last year."

mookie said...
Apr 26, 2007, 10:46:00 AM  

Goddamit, did I put on Nowitzki's headband again? That guy's head is like ginormous, like Godzilla's!

Michael said...
Apr 26, 2007, 10:47:00 AM  

If I cover one eye, everyone looks all blurry...

Apr 26, 2007, 10:52:00 AM  

"I should not have messed with the Lebrons"

Jamie said...
Apr 26, 2007, 10:53:00 AM  

ok who let the guy with the flashlight in.

DrDoom said...
Apr 26, 2007, 11:16:00 AM  

I battle any sex or any race/ you beatin' me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface/ I can't see it/ I'm blind to the eyes/ I got you in your face/ Oops Pow Surprise! OOOOOOOHHH!!!

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Apr 26, 2007, 11:20:00 AM  

"My eye has moved up into my forehead, my right hand has turned into the basketball, and everyone looks all blurry...I knew I shouldn't have spent my day off with the Gonzaga basketball team."

Awful Chief said...
Apr 26, 2007, 11:36:00 AM  

So Jason Terry walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants.

The bartender says, "Hey, Jason Terry, you know you've got a steering wheel down the front of your pants, right?"

And Jason Terry says, "ARRRRR, yes, and it's drivin' me nuts."

Grimey said...
Apr 26, 2007, 11:38:00 AM  

"Ugh. I can still see Popeye Jones..."

Chopper Dave said...
Apr 26, 2007, 12:29:00 PM  

"I lost my eye in ViETnam."

- b said...
Apr 26, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

Hey Kobe, even with one eye blindfolded I can STILL pass better than you.

steve said...
Apr 26, 2007, 1:54:00 PM  

Like it? It's part of my new training regimen -- real ballers don't need peripheral vision. I can sense the court.

Signal to Noise said...
Apr 26, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

"Dammit, how did I end up in The Matrix again."

GMoney said...
Apr 26, 2007, 2:49:00 PM  

But Coach Johnson, Don Nelson told me to do it. Yes I know he's with the other team, but he was my former coach! He said it would help me cut down on my turnovers, and I know how you feel about turnovers!

mookie said...
Apr 26, 2007, 2:53:00 PM  

So this is how Dickie V. sees thingsa oon the court. . .

Chip Ramsey said...
Apr 26, 2007, 2:54:00 PM  

"I'm not making nearly a fool of myself as Ian Eagle!"

mookie said...
Apr 26, 2007, 3:07:00 PM  

"I thought that groupie said she wanted to see a one-eyed gunslinger, turns out she said she wanted to see my one-eyed yogurt slinger. Damn, fellas, my bad, my bad." (taps chest three times as he backpeddles down court.)

point 23 said...
Apr 26, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

1. "It's Awesome Baby!"

2. "I'm looking at the sock from like 2 inches away, and I'm telling you, it's blood."

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Apr 27, 2007, 8:24:00 AM  

"SLOTH LOVES CHUNK!"

Apr 27, 2007, 9:46:00 AM  

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