You Create The Caption #5

Monday, April 30, 2007


(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: I'm trying to stay away from the 5-way tie everyday, so judging is going to be tough. About 6 or so of the entries from Friday made me do spittakes so great job.....The winnar for today is one Miggs for the caption below....









"Don't ever wear a non-Nike hoody again, whore."

This wins for one major reason.......he would so say that to her. Today's contest should be a doosy, and I'll throw all of you a softball......


AA's Entry: "Oh Come On! It has to be a #1 jersey as well. Just f'ing rub it in you d***s!!!"

(AP Photo/Jason DeCrow)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:49 AM

21 Comments:

They'd better pick me, I paid them $5,000,000 just to save me from embarrassment.

mookie said...
Apr 30, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

#22 eh? F--- You Weiss, F--- YOU!

BD said...
Apr 30, 2007, 1:28:00 PM  

They just forgot that they had to dial 1 before entering my phone number, that's it...

TerpsForSox said...
Apr 30, 2007, 1:29:00 PM  

Browns, hunh? This jersey's not nearly as brown as it's gonna be after I have some mexican for lunch. Bastards...

Apr 30, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

I've made it in the NFL now man, I'm playin for the BROWNS.

Is that Tim Couch over there? Hey man, how's it goin? You got any hair gel? I gotta get this hat off before my hair sets.

hollywood wags said...
Apr 30, 2007, 2:01:00 PM  

Well at least if I go late I get to be on a good team.....awww crap...

Adrian said...
Apr 30, 2007, 2:29:00 PM  

i just realized that i suck

Apr 30, 2007, 2:41:00 PM  

Being a Brown is the best thing to ever happen to me. To be talked about in the same breath as Courtney Brown, Gerard Warren, Tim Couch, William Green...words can't describe the joy I'm feeling.

GMoney said...
Apr 30, 2007, 2:42:00 PM  

"Whew. Glad that dumbass Thomas decided to go fishing. I saw the #2 Cleveland jersey in the Commish's room -- still wondering why it has 'Steamer' on the nameplate."

Signal to Noise said...
Apr 30, 2007, 2:49:00 PM  

"I wonder what will happen if I tell AJ Hawk his wife is hot."

Gmoney wins in my opinion.

mookie said...
Apr 30, 2007, 2:56:00 PM  

"Crennell won't be the first coach I've called 'Romeo'..."

Chopper Dave said...
Apr 30, 2007, 3:22:00 PM  

"I went to the NFL Draft and all I got was this lousy jersey."

AA, putting the photo of Tiger talking out of one side of his mouth with a Brady Quinn photo in the same post is very well done by you. Bravo!

Awful Chief said...
Apr 30, 2007, 3:52:00 PM  

I'd like to change it to
"I went to the NFL Draft and all I got was this lousy Joe Thomas Jersey."

Awful Chief said...
Apr 30, 2007, 4:39:00 PM  

"okay, so maybe it's NOT like being the shortstop for the Yankees...but I'm still sleeping in this pin-stripe suit tonight."

the butler said...
Apr 30, 2007, 5:03:00 PM  

Four hours later, Brady was realizing that the picture he took at the NFL Draft Experience outside the Garden was the only one he wanted to keep.

MDT said...
Apr 30, 2007, 5:28:00 PM  

what mr condon you want me to smile. ah lips seperating, ah part smile. (to self, that agent sucks so much balls)

this is awful ignore it.

DrDoom said...
Apr 30, 2007, 6:31:00 PM  

id like to change mine to

why does that sign say room 101?

DrDoom said...
Apr 30, 2007, 6:31:00 PM  

Pffft. Joe Thomas? I mean, have you SEEN his split ends?

McBain said...
Apr 30, 2007, 7:03:00 PM  

it took me 5 hours to get drafted and i still ended up with the fucking browns

Sam said...
Apr 30, 2007, 8:13:00 PM  

Uhhhh....the Browns?...Help me! get me out of here! ...somebody? ...anybody? ...Oh Jeff (Samardzija), how desperately I need your warm embrace right now.

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Apr 30, 2007, 10:12:00 PM  

Ever have one of those dreams where you're standing in front of a huge crowd , holding up a Cleveland Browns jersey, then you wake up and everything is fine?

I hope Jeff wakes me up soon. This shit feels real.

Apr 30, 2007, 10:41:00 PM  

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