You Create The Caption #4

Friday, April 27, 2007

(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.

Yesterday's Winner: More genius from the gallery yesterday....The winnar for today is one Chopper Dave for the caption below....








"Ugh. I can still see Popeye Jones"

Yes, Popeye Jones hasn't played for the Mavs in quite some time (last year sometime), but I never said they had to make sense. The Photo for the weekend is a shot of Tiger and Elin at the Orlando/Detroit came Thursday Night........


AA's Entry: "So who do you think we should invite to the.....you know? No No, D-Howard is a god fairing man....not sure he'd take part."

(Photo by Doug Benc/Getty Images)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:50 AM

18 Comments:

can we finally you know tonight: i took you to a playoff game cmon its been like 2 years.

DrDoom said...
Apr 27, 2007, 12:28:00 PM  

Did you see that guys balls? They were weird.

MDG said...
Apr 27, 2007, 12:40:00 PM  

"Hon, I really need to ask who his workout coach is -- that is one sculpted ass. I see why you're interested."

(AA, I think you pre-emptively won.)

Signal to Noise said...
Apr 27, 2007, 12:59:00 PM  

You see Marv Albert over there? If I even see you touching him, or vice versa, I'll kill you!

mookie said...
Apr 27, 2007, 1:20:00 PM  

"Wanna know a secret? I wore your panties at Augusta."

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Apr 27, 2007, 1:32:00 PM  

"Did you see Ian Eagle dance the other night Elin? Totally weird."

mookie said...
Apr 27, 2007, 1:41:00 PM  

"You did 'what' with Jesper Parnevik?!?!?!"

GMoney said...
Apr 27, 2007, 1:44:00 PM  

Jeez, some of these guys have bigger breasts than you!


or

That Rasheed Wallace is kinda cute.

mookie said...
Apr 27, 2007, 1:48:00 PM  

Don't ever wear a non-Nike hoody again, whore.

Miggs said...
Apr 27, 2007, 1:52:00 PM  

tony parker said he'd let me use his nickname tonight

Apr 27, 2007, 2:42:00 PM  

"I don't care what uniform he's wearing, I still say JJ Redick sucks."

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Apr 27, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

Speaking of Popeye Jones, that reminds me of my favorite mention of Jones ever. Last year on Inside the NBA (and he's probably said it before too), Barkley said that for some reason he just always struggled whenever he played Popeye Jones... and EJ chipped in, "The rare Popeye Jones reference on Inside the NBA."

It was funny at the time.

twins15 said...
Apr 27, 2007, 2:59:00 PM  

Don't ask me why I think this is funny:

"Oh s--- son, it's Wayne Brady!"

DigitalHeadbutt said...
Apr 27, 2007, 4:11:00 PM  

Hey, do that impression of Phil Mickelson's reaction to winning a US Open when we get home. I always find that funny.

steve said...
Apr 27, 2007, 4:53:00 PM  

"Don't ever forget: I. Fucking. Own. You."

Chopper Dave said...
Apr 27, 2007, 5:53:00 PM  

Psssst....honey....is this media pass hanging from my neck hiding the woodie I'm sporting right now...?

Mr. Grumpy said...
Apr 27, 2007, 6:02:00 PM  

Look, I can do that dunk stuff too, but goddamit quit staring at Shaq's schlong, I know you were a nude model, but don't EMBARASS ME!!!

I'll drop you like me deadlifting 750 you wench. Easy...you got that?

Michael said...
Apr 27, 2007, 9:00:00 PM  

"Hey, wanna do it in the butt later?"

or

"They're looking at me, not you."

or

"Shouldn't we be wearing blue?"

or

"Hey, whaddya think of her? ya know, for later."

Apr 27, 2007, 10:40:00 PM  

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