You Create The Caption #2
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
(Most) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues.
Yesterday's Winner: G-Money for this caption....
"But I don't wanna play for the Hawks."
See it's that simple. Make me laugh and you win......absolutely nothing......but you still win.
Today's Photo........
AA's Entry: "Who am I? Why are we here??"
28 Comments:
Haha....Good start Lenny. That might be tough to beat.
"A-Rod, I told you to sit with your feet flat on the floor. I've had it with you."
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
Hideki - I am your father.
"If I hear an A-bomb from A-Rod one more time............"
"How long does it take just to say the Yankees Win?!"
dice K has not awaken any fire within my soul.
Why oh why did I ever leave Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern for these New York Yankees?
"if chicks dig the long ball, how come i don't get the ladies like A-Rod?"
or
"now i wish i turned down dinner with Joe Buck and Tim McCarver this Saturday. i didn't know Dice-K was going to take me shopping"
That A-Rod is dreamy. Do you think he even notices me?
Its Godzira...oh wait. That's just Melky
"I wish he would stir the fire deep within my soul..."
"I can't berieve I have to see this gaijin pitch. His curvebarl is a jooku. Good thing I brought sake to this road trip. Wait...hey Bowa...is Don Mattingry rooking at my ass? Dame desu yo!"
A-rod.... not even his ego can get out of Godzilla's shadow.
For the last time, Arex, no, I not take you to sushi restaurant on Upper East Side! Gaw-awsh!
Another loss to Tampa, sure wish I played for the Mets.
Damn you people are good. This is officially a daily feature. I'm partial to a few of these but McBain's made me laugh out loud. I didn't even notice the dark figure behind him.
Keep em' coming.
"You know what this team needs? The return of Hideki Irabu."
Trying for a repeat...my first thought was taken by lenny harris, pinch hitter extraordinaire.
As Matsui:
That AA NFL blogger 2nd round draft has to finish at some point."
Why hasn't Bobby Valentine returned my messages?
must concentrate on game but jeter too pretty can;t look away.
(no homo)
"That's the last time I have dinner with John Rocker."
"Let's see what these guys behind me think of my 'divine wind'"
"That's the rast time I party with Giambi. I am so wasted right now. That girl gave me the WORST jock itch and...hey, is that me on the Jumbotron? Damn, I'm pretty. Suck on that, Iwamura."
"I've got a bad case of the spaghetti shits"
Makes no sense. I'll go back to my day job as writer of SNL.
Mmmm, is that a big piece of sashimi?
Aww damnit, it's David Wells...
(To Jeter)
"Sucky Sucky Five Dorra!"
I came off the DL for this?