Bowl Season Open Thread: The Orange Bowl

Thursday, January 03, 2008


Ugh....here we go again. Out of all the people on FOX's coverage last year there was one person I couldn't stand more than any other.....Barry Alvarez. But hey that's just me and maybe he's improved like Charles Davis. See you around 8ish for fun.

Anyone up for drinking every time the bands are shown?





#8 Kansas vs. #3 Virginia Tech
The Orange Bowl
8:00 PM ET, January 3, 2008
Dolphin Stadium, Miami, FL

Weather: 53 Degrees, Chance of Showers 30&
Spread: VT -3.5, O/U 52
AA's Pick: Tough one here. I've seen VT play a lot this season and they've never really beat anyone by that much. That was until their last 5 games of the season. VT -3, buy the half (Record 16-10-2)
Announcers: Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, and Barry Alvarez (FOX)

Team Leaders

Kansas Passing: Reesing- 62.6%, 3259 Yards, 32 TDs, 6 INTs
Virginia Tech Passing: Glennon- 62.8%, 1636 Yards, 11 TDs, 3 INTs

Kansas Rushing: McAnderson- 175 Carries, 1050 Yards, 6.0 avg, 16 TDs
Virginia Tech Rushing: Ore- 244 Carries, 876 Yards, 3.6 avg, 8 TDs

Kansas Receiving: Henry- 52 Catches, 994 Yards, 19.1 avg, 9 TDs
Virginia Tech Receiving: Harper- 37 Catches, 571 Yards, 15.4 avg, 4 TDs
_____________________________________

God here we go....don't give Alvarez his own intro.

"They went right at Aqib Talib the best receiver for Kansas."- Barry Alvarez

Yeah he's on defense Barry.

"There's no rhyme or reason you'll see these guys on the. It's basically down and distance."- Daryl Johnston on the VT QBs

Yep....no parameters.

"That defense closes and they collision when they get there."- Barry Alvarez

Was that English?

"I think Sean Glennon might want that one back."- Daryl Johnston on Glennon throwing an INT

Thanks Captain Obvious.

"The intangibles on this kid are immeasurable"- Daryl Johnston

That's why they call them intangibles Moose.

"We talk about the different players Coach Mangoni recruits.......Mangino."- Barry Alvarez

"They took Branden Ore and pounded him down the field."- Daryl Johnston

"Branden Ore is hot."- Barry Alvarez

"If he can ride that running back and pull it and go out the back door he'd of had a big play."- Daryl Johnston

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 6:35 PM

511 Comments:

"Anyone up for drinking every time the bands are shown?"

Just reading that made my liver spasm.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:06:00 PM  

as a Redskins fan, pretty cool to see John Riggins as part of the pregame and halftime coverage tonight. He's a pretty funny guy too. I'm used to seeing him on the Redskins Report show here locally in the DC area and I think he went to Kansas too so I'm guessing thats why he's there tonight

Mark B said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:37:00 PM  

Do they talk about the football game in the pre-game?
I never thought I'd yern for espn's 5 hours of pre-game, where they actually analyze the game.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:43:00 PM  

If Thom Brennaman, Barry Alvarez, and Terry Donahue were all in a room, and you had a gun with one bullet, who would you shoot first?

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:44:00 PM  

Myself.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:45:00 PM  

rt wins.

Jan 3, 2008, 7:58:00 PM  

Kenny and Barry look like human versions of Bert and Ernie.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:01:00 PM  

Kat McPhee ain't no Bonerama!

Jan 3, 2008, 8:05:00 PM  

+1 rt. That made me laugh out loud.

On a side note, I have nothing better to do, so will accept your 'drink everytime they show the band' challenge AA. Let's see how coherent my posts are by the end of the game...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:07:00 PM  

Enough with all of the pregame bullshit, for God's sake. Just show the fucking game.

UnHoly Diver said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:07:00 PM  

Okay Smitty....I'm with you for at least a half.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:09:00 PM  

I usually don't mind Kenny Albert and Moose, we'll see how tonight turns out with Barry Alvarez.

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:12:00 PM  

Hey, Barry Alvarez dressed as an orange for this game!

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:12:00 PM  

God he was not meant for television.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:13:00 PM  

I like the red uni's for KU.

I have VT -4 (latest line) in the game. Defense and special teams...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:15:00 PM  

I like VT by 6 for some reason.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:17:00 PM  

What exactly are 'Beach Activities?'

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:17:00 PM  

I'm really hoping for a competitive game, but think this good get ugly if KU doesn't hang early...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:17:00 PM  

Band!

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:21:00 PM  

Both bands....drink twice.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:21:00 PM  

Band again!

Jan 3, 2008, 8:21:00 PM  

This could be a short night...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:22:00 PM  

How come Ore is suspended for the 1st quarter? Anyone?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:23:00 PM  

Mike Golic is in those incessant NutraSystem commercials, correct?
So why is he (and his Metrosexual radio parter) doing voice-overs for a Domino's commercial?

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:24:00 PM  

anytime the VT o-line feels like blocking someone, it's fine with me...

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:28:00 PM  

play artist michael bolton

Unknown said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:28:00 PM  

I just caught myself whistling the Oklahoma band tune thing from last night. Kill me now...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:30:00 PM  

KU Band!

Jan 3, 2008, 8:31:00 PM  

Back to back bands.

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

I didn't want to be sober tonight anyway...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

My band count is at 5....someone else keep a running total and let's see how close we are at the end of the night.

Band drink....KU again. That's 6.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:33:00 PM  

Ore was suspended for the 1st quarter because he was late for a team meeting

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:34:00 PM  

Band again...that's 7.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:34:00 PM  

I'm not sure i can count high enough to keep that running total...

And Again!

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:34:00 PM  

I don't want ABC to ever get the rights to the BCS now that Keith Jackson has left, what do you think about CBS?

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:35:00 PM  

The problem is that Fox has a seems to feel that they should show a crowd shot after every play. They basically took the shit they suck at in baseball and put it into their football coverage

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:36:00 PM  

Okay 8....the VT band wasn't even playing on that one. I don't think I can play this game more than a quarter.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:37:00 PM  

Where's the Jenn Sterger of KU or VT? They can't find a token hot chick to cut to all the time?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:37:00 PM  

This is f'n stupid. Why does FOX show the band when they're idle? I'll be passed out by the half.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:38:00 PM  

Am I the only one that thinks Barry shouldn't be doing any of this Fox stuff??

I mean, he IS employeed by the University of Wisconsin as the Athletic Director.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:39:00 PM  

Okay....no more drinking for the band thing. I don't want any lawsuits. I'll keep a tally and see if they can beat last night's total.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:39:00 PM  

This sucks, FOX makes me long for ESPN to cover this.


AA, you don't want any deaths.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:40:00 PM  

That's 9.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:41:00 PM  

I'm gonna keep going strong.

Until at least the 2nd quarter...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:42:00 PM  

I'm up to 11.

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:42:00 PM  

That's 10.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:43:00 PM  

The wide receiver has a touchdown! And that's 11.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

I'm up to 19 on the band count.

Unknown said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

Maybe they should stick to their running qb running, instead of 'going against tendencies' and throwing pick 6's...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

High stepping into the endzone...penalty. This is stupid.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

You guys are slow......11 Kansas, 3 VT.

And since when is high stepping a penalty.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

12.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

Okay....everyone keep their own band count and we'll average them at the end of the game.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:46:00 PM  

Fox needs to follow ABC's production plan. Instead of showing a band and crowd shot every five seconds, they show a cheerleader upskirt everytime one jumps.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:47:00 PM  

I'm predicting:

Kansas band 56 VT 7

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:47:00 PM  

I'm at 15. Also, classy cheerleader shot there FOX.

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:47:00 PM  

It's 20 if you count pre-game.

Unknown said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:48:00 PM  

Hyman is a little rusty today.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:50:00 PM  

That's 13

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:51:00 PM  

Ahhh....pregame. Good work soldier.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:51:00 PM  

21...

Unknown said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:51:00 PM  

i'm killing beers at record paces with these bad shots...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:52:00 PM  

"We had a blitz on that particular play on defense"

As opposed to all those offensive blitzes you see so much.

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:53:00 PM  

15

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:54:00 PM  

Band!

Jan 3, 2008, 8:54:00 PM  

Joe Buck Bud light Goodness!

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:55:00 PM  

Brains turned off.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:56:00 PM  

Play Artist.....Your Mom.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:56:00 PM  

23.

Unknown said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:57:00 PM  

I did a drinking game with Austin Powers 2 once in college where i did a shot of Admiral Nelson (Captain Morgan knock off) everytime someone said the word shag or some derivation of it.

I was throwing up 30 minutes in, and passed out 45 minutes in. Not good times...

This drinking with band shots is going that direction...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:57:00 PM  

Great post about Jimmy being scared of the flyover AA, i thought that was funny also..

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:59:00 PM  

I've got 18 not counting pregame.....wait 19. There's VT.

Jan 3, 2008, 8:59:00 PM  

17.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

band!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

Again, not even playing

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

18.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

One of each there....and the Kansas band was just standing there. Good stuff.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

We are on pace to shatter last nights 58 band shots...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

19.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

Glennon, throw the frickin football away.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:01:00 PM  

20.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:01:00 PM  

At this point they're just taunting us.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:01:00 PM  

21.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:02:00 PM  

Both bands again.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:02:00 PM  

Does band standing around doing some weird dance thing count?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:02:00 PM  

I counted 21 starting from the 11:51 mark of the 1st, how many did I miss before that?

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:02:00 PM  

Am i the only one still attempting to keep up drinking with the bands?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:03:00 PM  

Holy Mangino! We're on pace for 84 bandshots!

J.R. said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:03:00 PM  

They are being deliberate now. This is a joke, and I'm not interested in the game anymore because my lack of ADHD will not allow me to focus on THE GAME!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:03:00 PM  

Barry Alvarez is dangerously reaching Emmitt Smith status when he speaks.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:04:00 PM  

26 by my count.


Anyone else wonder if Mangina ripped Talib like he ripped that kid for celebrating earlier in the year?

Unknown said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:04:00 PM  

Okay I've got 24 plus Corbin's 5 in the pregame. Let's all start the 2nd quarter with 29.

This is blowing my mind.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:04:00 PM  

Doug Flutie says Talib should be benched from the game.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:05:00 PM  

Oh...btw.....

Pregame 5
Kansas 18
VT 6

Jan 3, 2008, 9:05:00 PM  

Glennon is dead to me.

30.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:06:00 PM  

31.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:06:00 PM  

KU Band twice.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:06:00 PM  

No, I think Glennon would like to let that ball go Daryl. sheesh

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:06:00 PM  

"I've worked with the defensive line. I've not known any of them to be Academic All-Americans." - Daryl Johnson.

J.R. said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:06:00 PM  

Hey, Tech...the WHITE jersey's!!! Save yourself the pain...one of the BEST play-by-play guys (Dave Sims) on radio is handling it on XM tonight.

Sam Walker said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:07:00 PM  

They are giving us the caucuses, this is mind boggling.

32.

33 for the Va. Tech head shots.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:08:00 PM  

Ohh, band shot from behind. A twist.

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:08:00 PM  

Honestly asking... Is Drew Brees anywhere near the size of Flutie? He hasn't look like a short guy when I've seen him.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:08:00 PM  

34.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:08:00 PM  

We may break this thing before halftime.

35.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:09:00 PM  

By the way, when did we decide as a nation to let Iowa and New Hampshire decide our presidential candidates?

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:09:00 PM  

"Coach Mangione......Mangino" - Barry Alvarez


36.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:10:00 PM  

Nice panning action there. This is unbelievable!

J.R. said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:10:00 PM  

What kind of camera thing was that?


37.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:11:00 PM  

Where the hell was the camera going on that FG.....

And KU Band....DRINK!

Jan 3, 2008, 9:11:00 PM  

Iowa has had the first caucus for as long as i can remember (I was born and raised there), even when NH tried to move their's earlier to be the first iowa countered. It's actually a big deal in iowa...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:12:00 PM  

Where did the ball go? The camera shot made me think it started ascending for a second time.

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:12:00 PM  

Okay, so last night they showed the OU band 58 times. Here's my drinking game: Chug a beer everytime they show that same flatchested Kansas chearleader

Dear Maddy said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:12:00 PM  

I couldn't tell if i was drunk or that camera action was just really weird.

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

Pregame 5
Kansas 23
VT 9

=Mookie's 37

Good we're on the same page now.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:13:00 PM  

On January 11th, Uwe Boll molests yet another video game franchise by turning it into an incredibly crappy movie.

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

Does showing the band in montages count?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

Why can't they just show the cheerleaders everytime they want to show the band?

Jan 3, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

No....replays and montages are out.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

Thank god

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:15:00 PM  

38. Pathetic.

39.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:16:00 PM  

VT Band for no reason whatsoever....followed by the KU band next play.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:16:00 PM  

Cheerleader! Yey!

J.R. said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:16:00 PM  

New Hampshire had a primary before anyone even knew how to spell caucus.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:17:00 PM  

Alvarez, speak English, if you want to speak another language, be my guest.

40.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:17:00 PM  

Pregame 5
Kansas 25
VT 10

Un-fucking-canny.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:18:00 PM  
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TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:18:00 PM  

This is like the opposite of the Musberger drinking game, when he stopped saying things like 'Whoa Pardner' because he knew it was a drinking game.

I think Fox is trying to kill us...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:18:00 PM  

This broadcast sucks caucus.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:19:00 PM  

History lesson, via Wikipedia: Iowa has held the first caucus in the nation since 1972. And according to a strange floating picture on the site, Obama won...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:21:00 PM  
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Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:21:00 PM  

That was the most useless fact I've heard all day Kenny.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:22:00 PM  

41.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:22:00 PM  

Brandywine!!!

... Of course he's at VT instead of UMD.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:23:00 PM  

Obama winning the Demo Cauc and VT Band....Drink!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:23:00 PM  

Don't start with me about MD recruiting Chase.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:23:00 PM  

42.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

They band isn't even doing anything!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

F U Fox producers and your band shots... I didn't need to be productive at work tomorrow anyway.

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

Does that include basketball recruiting?

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

This is not fair...I picked Va. Tech.

43, touchdown Kansas, that may be game over.

44 of Kansas again.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:26:00 PM  

Especially Basketball recruiting.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:27:00 PM  

Are any BCS games this year going to be competitive?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:27:00 PM  

Pregame 5
Kansas 28
VT 11

Kill me.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:27:00 PM  

Of course it includes basketball...

Rudy Gay, Kevin Durant... I'm stopping there because I just want to keep drinking and not think about it.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:27:00 PM  

Speaking of which, Maryland Nighthawks season opener Saturday. Tamir Goodman live!

Max Wass said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:29:00 PM  

Speaking of Brent, he is doing the Ohio State-Illinois game tonight. Illinois is really shitty this year.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:30:00 PM  

It all started with Louis Bullocks Chase.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:30:00 PM  

Game Summary:

44 times they've shown the bands.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:31:00 PM  

Dammit....I knew I should have picked Kansas +4....talked myself out of it. Oh well.

VT Band!

Jan 3, 2008, 9:31:00 PM  

45.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:31:00 PM  

I'm drinking any time FOX shows something other than the field of play. :)

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:32:00 PM  

Yeah, those are just always the ones that jump into my mind right away.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:32:00 PM  

47.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

Both

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

Both Bands.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

48?

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

I'm beginning to think the 58 total from last night was wrong.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:35:00 PM  

Face mask.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:35:00 PM  

Nope....I have 47 Mookie. You're good.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:36:00 PM  

49.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:37:00 PM  

4 yards a carry on this drive. Why would VT even attempt to throw?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:37:00 PM  

okay then, 48.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:37:00 PM  

The 58 total might've just been from the second half.

Unknown said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

get ready for a VT band shot

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:38:00 PM  

49.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:39:00 PM  

KU band cheering for D, then VT band after TD

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:39:00 PM  

Hey KU: VT is running up the middle. EVERY PLAY. You might want to, i don't know, try to stop it?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:39:00 PM  

50.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:40:00 PM  

At the commercial break....

Pregame 5
Kansas 31
VT 15

KUNG FUUUUUUUUU TODAY!

Jan 3, 2008, 9:40:00 PM  

I do love me some good old fashioned smash mouth football though...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:41:00 PM  

ZZ TOP! Followed by Bonerama.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:43:00 PM  

KU Band.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:44:00 PM  

52.

53.

54.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:45:00 PM  

Triple whammy...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:45:00 PM  

Whoa wait...that was the unprecedented KU Band playing, VT Band doing nothing, KU band stopping playing combo.

I feel like I'm playing Street Fighter.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:46:00 PM  

I feel like i'm drunk. I am not playing this game in the 2nd half...

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:47:00 PM  

They are going to run the clock out so at the half

Kansas 34

VT 16

Pregame 5

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:47:00 PM  

Git in my belly!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:48:00 PM  

ZZ Top! Whoo Hoo!

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:49:00 PM  

Okay....everyone replenish your fluids at the half. Here's our final 1st Half total and I think I'm speaking for everyone when I say....GODDAMN!

Pregame 5
Kansas 34
VT 16
_______

Total: 55

Jan 3, 2008, 9:49:00 PM  

Does ZZ Top count as a band?

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:51:00 PM  

damn is right... Did anyone last the first half with me?

Todd W. Smith said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

Did Riggins play this drinking game too? He's a professional though so he may not have any eligibility in this college game.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:53:00 PM  

Was that David Letterman and Conan O'Brien in the car with ZZ Top's drummer?

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:55:00 PM  

I'm with you Smitty, but I don't know how much more I can last with work tomorrow. It'll be a good night's rest for sure.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:57:00 PM  

Whoa titties.

Jan 3, 2008, 9:58:00 PM  

How many million times do you think ZZ Top has performed this song? I like the nice mix Fox has on the sound too.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:58:00 PM  

ZZ Topp? Really? Was The Band busy? These geezers have been getting laid of their brand of shitty redneck rock for waaaayyyyy too long.

Smitty Lite, I'm still here w/ u...

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:02:00 PM  

Wait a minute. They drag those three dudes out of their crypt for one lousy song. Maybe they'll at least put them in the stands to play fight songs during the 2nd half.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:02:00 PM  

Alright Hokies! Time to do something!!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:04:00 PM  

They don't even know they are on?! This is worse than the Sugar Bowl, and someone in the band is down.

TJX said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:10:00 PM  

This production is smooooooth. Frozen images and dead air is a must in any national football broadcast.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:10:00 PM  

nice shot of a show for 10 seconds with voice-overs

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

Wait... What the hell just happened there?

Ryan Drescher said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

Seemless transitions.

Jan 3, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

shoe that is not show sorry.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

It isn't Bonerama that is down is it? There are some really bad puns in that last sentence. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

This might be one of the worst productions I have ever seen.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

I'm still with you... Though I've only been drinking every other for a while, since we're outta beer and I'm drinking 100 proof SoCo.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 10:12:00 PM  

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