You're Not Going To Believe This One, Paula Abdul To Sing At Super Bowl XLII (Maybe)

Friday, January 11, 2008

I thought we were only getting Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, but apparently the ever-crazy Paula Abdul might actually be an addition to the show.

A tipster in close proximity to Abdul's inner circle tells me that the American Idol judge, who hasn't released an album of new material since 1995's Head Over Heels, is in talks to perform — no, not on Idol's next '90s theme night — during the network's Super Bowl XLII telecast!
Just shoot me now. If that damn cat shows up I'm going to lose it. If she does actually get to go through with this let's pray that it ends up like this.....

Exclusive: Paula Abdul to Sing Live! For Real! (TV Guide)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 10:21 AM


where the hell do you find this stuff? how come i never heard about this? oh man, you're going to get me fired if you keep posting amazingly awesome shit like this.

And, why is it ok for 'real' journalists to put fuckedup people on the air? And, does paula have friends? would her friend be like, "Paula: you are totally high on crack, if you go on air everyone will think you are a joke...wait, you are a joke, goahead! have fun!"

Ok, now i see what happened.

Paterno Lives! said...
Jan 11, 2008, 10:33:00 AM  

I would rather the Super Bowl performance go this way:

Anonymous said...
Jan 11, 2008, 10:41:00 AM  

Paula and Mercury Morris need to re-do Opposites Attract.

GMoney said...
Jan 11, 2008, 11:10:00 AM  

I wish they would just stop doing the halftime show or at least fire everyone that has anything to do with it. Honestly what in the hell does paula abdul have to do with football? Nothing! Enjoyment of the two are practically mutually exclusive. If you polled everyone in america about things they like You would not find a single response with check marks next to paula abdul and NFL football.

Give me some god damned rock and roll or cage fighting or naked ladies (not janet jackson's geriatric tit).

* Prince was acceptable last year.

James said...
Jan 11, 2008, 12:07:00 PM
wow way to eff up something great.

Anonymous said...
Jan 11, 2008, 12:55:00 PM
wow way to eff up something great.
fuck you fox.
this is worse then the Glenn Dorsey shit.

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Jan 11, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

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