Create The Caption #110

Friday, November 09, 2007

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

Brees: How did you build that little ship inside the bottle?
Hebert: I have a lot of time on my hands.- KW

"While Brees and Hebert were smiling, former Saint QB Kerry Collins was not allowed to taste the wine for obvious reasons."- Anon

"I had no idea that Drew Brees was friends with Tate Donovan."- G-Money

"Brees and Hebert expect big things from this new wine. Also, they'll soon be pimping their new "Godawful" line of draperies (pictured here behind them) geared towards the color-blind consumer - made from recycled Saints uniforms and saturated in fans' tears!"- Anon

Are you funny enough to make a caption for this photo of Kirk Hinrich dropping by the Pistons' bench last night?

Daily Links:

Internet Forums Have A Pretty Big Influence On College Sports (Sportable)
ESPN Still Has Spelling Problems (Meaningful Collateral)
There's A Hockey Fight Brewing Between Legends (Going Five Hole)
STD's + Scoreboard Messages = Hilarious (Lion In Oil)
A Team In L.A. Revisited (Signal to Noise)
Vinny To Play QB With Segway (The Sports Hernia)
Try To Tell Me Heart Wasn't A Great Band! (Extrapolater)
A Classy Vols Robber (Mac G's World)
Here's That CFL Preview You Were Searching For (Food Court Lunch)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:33 PM


As told to a reporter after the game, "Yeah, Kirk came by to chat and the next thing ya know he passes some serious gas and actually gets some pretty sweet air (no pun intended)".
For caption #111

Jake D. said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:20:00 PM  

"Damn, Kirk, that's terrible. Do you need to go wipe?"

Pete said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:21:00 PM  


Kortronovitch said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:33:00 PM  

First of all, the first winner from yesterday was one of my quotes, NOT KW. Yes, I am being a stickler about winning twice in the same day.

Kirk Hinrich playing everyone's favorite game, "Punt Rasheed".

GMoney said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:38:00 PM  

Check out my vertical when I use a chair! It's at least 16 or 17 inches!

Sarge said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:46:00 PM  

Kirk: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Anonymous said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:47:00 PM  

"Hinrich! Hamilton's got his mask off! ATTACK! ATTACK!"

Gourmet Spud said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:48:00 PM  

Kirk Hinrich debuts the new "NBA Cares" campaign against testicular cancer.

Extra P. said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:50:00 PM  

Marv Albert: "And at half-time, Ernie Johnson will talk with Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith about the history and strategy of in-game sharts."

Fred Morlan said...
Nov 9, 2007, 2:57:00 PM  

I like the look on the guy on the lefts' face. It's probably exactly how I'd look if there was a knee-cap coming at my face.

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J. Wilson said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:06:00 PM  

"Do you guys mind if I just play with you from now on? Joakim Noah is really pissing me off."

SP said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:17:00 PM  

I try so hard to dance for the cool kids and yet they don't seem to care... Sad Face.

Simon said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:28:00 PM  

Kirk's inner monolouge: "Falling into the Piston bench sucks but hey, it could be worse, I could be falling into John Amaechi"

Noce said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:35:00 PM  

This image was taken moments before Kirk Hinrich was carted away from ringside after being called out by Triple H.

Jon said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:36:00 PM  

Jeezis, I forgot that I'm a white guy, I don't belong here!!!

hollywood wags said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

Damn! Those gorditas really tear me up!

Arlow said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

Piston players are quite confused at first by this so called "white person".

Mookie said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:53:00 PM  

Harry Potter soon realized he was on the wrong bench...

Tom said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:57:00 PM  

Try as he might, Kirk could not escape the invisble box he was in...

Tom said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:58:00 PM  

Well, obviously they aren't playing in Detroit. The fans are seated and NOT punching each other out.

Tom said...
Nov 9, 2007, 3:59:00 PM  

Kirk: "NBA Cares huh? I fart on the NBA!"

Tom said...
Nov 9, 2007, 4:00:00 PM  

"'scuse me while I whip this out."

Sam Walker said...
Nov 9, 2007, 4:09:00 PM  

My shoulder is not a holding place for your ballsack, bro.

Nov 9, 2007, 4:17:00 PM  

"It wasn't me, it was the chair, I swear!"

Nov 9, 2007, 4:34:00 PM  

Hamilton: "I ain't got muh mask on! Watch the face, WATCH THE FACE!!!"

Yak said...
Nov 9, 2007, 5:02:00 PM  

"I knew this master plan to sit on a NBA bench would work. Shit I jumped on the wrong team's bench."

Brendan said...
Nov 9, 2007, 5:42:00 PM  

"Head up, white boy incoming!"

BD said...
Nov 9, 2007, 8:56:00 PM  

Dude, white people's balls smell fucking terrible...

mikehasgas said...
Nov 9, 2007, 10:51:00 PM  

Kirk, just angle it a little more to the left, towards Rip. That's it. Perfect! Now...let it fly...nice...

Tony Bones said...
Nov 10, 2007, 12:19:00 AM  

The Pistons didn't appreciate Hinrich's constant attempts to teabag the opposing bench.

John said...
Nov 10, 2007, 12:21:00 AM  

Fuck off, Tom.

Anonymous said...
Nov 10, 2007, 3:59:00 AM  

Kirk Hinrich practices his pommel horse dismount using the Piston's bench in preparation for the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.

Slater said...
Nov 10, 2007, 5:55:00 AM  

Kirk Hinrich stopped by the Pistons bench to explain why it was so important for his friend, Frodo Baggins, to destroy the ring.

GMoney said...
Nov 10, 2007, 9:33:00 AM  

First off, an anonymous "Fuck off," now THAT takes balls!

"No, Kirk, you were supposed to be traded to the Lakers!"

Nov 10, 2007, 1:53:00 PM  

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Those Pistons are fast as lightning!"

Matt said...
Nov 11, 2007, 7:50:00 PM  

Kirk Hinrich proves that white guys still can't Souljah Boy

ryanpvance said...
Nov 12, 2007, 11:30:00 AM  

I know this is like, real late, but whatever. It's still funny.

Rip: Don't touch him, he might get Bulls on you.


Now please make me the new winner. Thanks.

Liston said...
Nov 12, 2007, 10:14:00 PM  

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