As told to a reporter after the game, "Yeah, Kirk came by to chat and the next thing ya know he passes some serious gas and actually gets some pretty sweet air (no pun intended)".
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"Damn, Kirk, that's terrible. Do you need to go wipe?"

Doooodieeee!!!!!!

First of all, the first winner from yesterday was one of my quotes, NOT KW. Yes, I am being a stickler about winning twice in the same day.

Kirk Hinrich playing everyone's favorite game, "Punt Rasheed".

Check out my vertical when I use a chair! It's at least 16 or 17 inches!

Kirk: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

"Hinrich! Hamilton's got his mask off! ATTACK! ATTACK!"

Kirk Hinrich debuts the new "NBA Cares" campaign against testicular cancer.

Marv Albert: "And at half-time, Ernie Johnson will talk with Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith about the history and strategy of in-game sharts."

I like the look on the guy on the lefts' face. It's probably exactly how I'd look if there was a knee-cap coming at my face.

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"Do you guys mind if I just play with you from now on? Joakim Noah is really pissing me off."

I try so hard to dance for the cool kids and yet they don't seem to care... Sad Face.

Kirk's inner monolouge: "Falling into the Piston bench sucks but hey, it could be worse, I could be falling into John Amaechi"

This image was taken moments before Kirk Hinrich was carted away from ringside after being called out by Triple H.

Jeezis, I forgot that I'm a white guy, I don't belong here!!!

Damn! Those gorditas really tear me up!

Piston players are quite confused at first by this so called "white person".

Harry Potter soon realized he was on the wrong bench...

Try as he might, Kirk could not escape the invisble box he was in...

Well, obviously they aren't playing in Detroit. The fans are seated and NOT punching each other out.

Kirk: "NBA Cares huh? I fart on the NBA!"

"'scuse me while I whip this out."

My shoulder is not a holding place for your ballsack, bro.

"It wasn't me, it was the chair, I swear!"

Hamilton: "I ain't got muh mask on! Watch the face, WATCH THE FACE!!!"

"I knew this master plan to sit on a NBA bench would work. Shit I jumped on the wrong team's bench."

"Head up, white boy incoming!"

Dude, white people's balls smell fucking terrible...

Kirk, just angle it a little more to the left, towards Rip. That's it. Perfect! Now...let it fly...nice...

The Pistons didn't appreciate Hinrich's constant attempts to teabag the opposing bench.

Fuck off, Tom.

Kirk Hinrich practices his pommel horse dismount using the Piston's bench in preparation for the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.

Kirk Hinrich stopped by the Pistons bench to explain why it was so important for his friend, Frodo Baggins, to destroy the ring.

First off, an anonymous "Fuck off," now THAT takes balls!

"No, Kirk, you were supposed to be traded to the Lakers!"

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Those Pistons are fast as lightning!"

Kirk Hinrich proves that white guys still can't Souljah Boy

I know this is like, real late, but whatever. It's still funny.

Rip: Don't touch him, he might get Bulls on you.

Liston

Now please make me the new winner. Thanks.