So it's 35-7 and nothing starts a 2nd half off better than a picture of the infamous Ravens Camo pants. Crabcakes, Football, and Purple Camo....that's what Maryland is all about. If you're looking at a dude's pants for Grimace....you ain't finding him.

Oh yeah.....three and out for the Ravens, and another sack for the Steelers. Good times......Good times.

"I've got to entertain America."- Tony Kornheiser (Via Mookie)

We're actually okay Tony....you don't have to impress us.

"Big Ben was stroking it in the first half. Got you excited Tony."- Jaws

Whoa Jaws! Whoa.

Ravens have the ball btw....not that you care. Hagans got flipped on the previous play and Tony breaks out the jokes....

"The last person I saw flip like this was Keri Strug in the Olympics."- Tony Kornheiser

Wow that was timely Tony. Can you compare Billick to Bela Karolyi next please?

Roethlisberger rolls out and looks to throw it away, but somehow hits a wide open Holmes for the first down. Uh oh.....Big Ben is hurt on the play, but Holmes hauls it down and RACs it inside the 10.

Reed hits a FG, and then decides to take on the entire Ravens team. Not smart naked one.

38-7

Polamalu is banged up now as well. I think it's time to bench everyone Pittsburgh. Ray Lewis tackles Parker after a 3 yard game and freaks out for no reason. God I hate him.

Another sack for the Steelers, and at this rate I may just make up that 50 point fantasy deficit I had to start the night. Boller is in now and tries to show McNair up with a few passes over 10 yards. Both were incomplete.

Tony is trying to identify the 3 Rivers outside Heinz Field and failing miserably. What's the point you ask? I wish I knew.

Hey....only seven minutes left!!!! Boller sacked again. Why even punt?

"For the Ravens, if you add their points and first downs you get their total penalties."- Mike Tirico

That's horrible....weather or not.

Najeh Davenport picks up a first down, and that'll keep the clock running! Yes!!! No.....injury. God I'm in Hell. McGahee has a concussion....nice. XFLers should be playing at this point....not your starters.

Wow....Mike Tirico completely calls out NBC's green initiative by saying his game notes will go into a recycling bin!!! Buuuurn. Network Wars!!!

So that was a barn burner. Can't believe you missed it! 38-7 Steelers....the Ravens are officially cooked. Thanks for commenting through this crapfest, and hopefully you'll join me for the next week's installment of crap as the 9ers travel to Seattle.