Create The Caption #140
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Friday's Winners....
"There is no indisputable evidence that his wang is touching the stuffed dog. The play stands as called. Carry on, you sick, twisted freak."- rhino ear
"Chris waits for the "short bus" to pick him up for school."- Anon
"Neil Patrick Harris is trippin' balls again - wait, that's not NPH?"- WhoDey
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the beautiful sunset at the Rose Bowl that Brent and Kirk were talking about last night? 
Daily Links:
Everyone's Aware How Bad Gumbel Is Now (NY Times)
Blogs Are Growing Up So Fast (Sports Agent Blog)
LT 4 MVP! (Rumors and Rants)
Romeo 4 COY! (NOIS)
The NFL Network Is Acting Like Saints All Of A Sudden (Meaningful Collateral)
The Cotton Bowl Has Gone Missing! (Sox and Dawgs)
Weak Baseball HOF Arguments Made By Writers (Vegas Watch)
Winter Classic Observations (Going Five Hole)
36 Comments:
"I consider this to be one of the best sunsets in all of college football."
or
This beautiful Rose Bowl sunset is brought to you by Capital One. What's in Your Wallet?
Then out of nowhere, Mike Patrick hops into the booth with Brent and Kirk and asks "What is Britney doing with her life?"
The sunset was the best anything or anyone wearing orange looked all night.
Kirk: Now watch the sun go all the way down, then BOOM! It's gone, and the sunset is complete.
"They call this the magic hour; the day’s not quite gone, the night’s not quite here and somewhere Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn’t love."
"It's so quiet and beautiful I can hear Ron Zook sobbing uncontrollably"
The sun's not going down. It's just changing the channel like everyone else.
The only thing that would make this more magical would be the music of Bonerama.
Does anyone realize the scoreboard reads: "3 Quarter" instead of the more normal "Quarter: 3"?
Ahhhh...the glowing orange hues that can only be seen through a filter of smog
Anyone else want to buy a Honda?
About 3/4 of these non USC fans wished they had stayed home and watched either the Capital One Bowl or the NHL Winter Classic rather than attend this blowout.
Red sky in morning, sailors take warning; red sky at night, Illinois gets their ass handed to them on a platter.
Hey, there's Eddie Murphy. Is he getting married?!
Somewhere in this stadium, Matt Leinart is totally getting laid.
Looks like Honda figured out a way to sponsor the sunset.
Do you believe in sunsets? Yes!!!
If you look real close, you can see Mack Brown's stepson touching the ball.
As the sun sets, the sun also sets on John David's chance to score some USC Booty.
Brent: You're looking LIVE at a beautiful sunset in SoCal.
Herbie: Brent, I got a bonerama thinking of being with Pam Ward on the beach.
Brent Musberger thinks USC is better than that sunset.
Looks like California.
ahhhh so beautiful, the perfect colour red mixed with white, symbol of perfection......................................................................That's why Honda's are so popular
Kirk: "My sources tell me the sun has taken the head coaching job at Michigan."
"This is what you meant by spending the twighlight together under the California sunset, Kirk? Oh. Sniff, sniff."
"Doesn't that look like two HUGE rails on a stripper's ass?"
Brent: "This sunset will be playing next year on Sundays, folks."
"Ron Zook rides off into the sunset. Oh, don't worry Illini faithful, he'll be back, he's just going jetskiing."
That's about as pretty of a picture as we have avialable- Keith Jackson in the 91 Rose Bowl
That's about as pretty of a picture as we have avialable- Keith Jackson in the 91 Rose Bowl
God may be an Illini fan because the sky is blue and the sun is orange, but even he can't stop Rey Maualuga.
Yeah, picking Illinois was a great idea.
The Sun is sick of the USC fight song and its leaving in the 3rd Quarter.
Kirk: "A source tells me that the sun is rising in the West."
Brent Musberger: Is this Heaven?
Everyone Else: No. It's Illinois.