Create The Caption #141
Thursday, January 03, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Kirk: Now watch the sun go all the way down, then BOOM! It's gone, and the sunset is complete."- SS Reporters
"It's so quiet and beautiful I can hear Ron Zook sobbing uncontrollably"- JK
"The only thing that would make this more magical would be the music of Bonerama."- Jon
"Brent Musberger thinks USC is better than that sunset."- Anon
Kirk: "My sources tell me the sun has taken the head coaching job at Michigan."- Bacon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bob Stoops wondering what happened during last nights Fiesta Bowl? 
Daily Links:
Leinart Wishes He Was Still In College (AZ Sports Hub)
Dwight Howard Is A Freak Of Nature (Bugs and Cranks)
Ten Good Moves To Make This NFL Offseason (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Scottie Pippen And The Giant Sandwich (The Howeva Files)
Announcing Reviews From Seahawks Games This Year (SS Reporters)
Dunston Checks Into The HOF? (Cake Rocks The Party)
Youk Coins A New Drink "The Slump Buster" (Red Sox Monster)
Announcer Refers To CBB Game As A "Backyard Dog Fight" (Idiots on Sports)
In The Year 2008 (The Money Shot)
53 Comments:
What the? But coach Donahue told me we had plenty of time!
...and where the hell is my sandwich?
Gameplan? Everybody told me we were gonna win just by being here!Oh, wait a minute...they told me that last year too...
What? It's a BCS game, what were you expecting from me? Do you know who I am? I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!
Well what'd you expect? You took away all my players I was paying.
So I says to Mabel, I says...
The Tom Coughlin coaching did not pay off.
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/
writers/john_rolfe/01/09/
windy.thoughts/tx.coughlin.jpg
"Hey, if the damn shoplifting laws weren't so strict here in Arizona, we'd be in this game!"
OK, I pulled my head out of my ass. Now what?
Where the hell is my run defense?
what the hell is that? a runaway beer truck?
we have a winner -- bdavis!!
C'mon guys, I have to live in Norman. Gimme a fuckin' break.
dude...
The fact that AA found a picture that didn't involve the band is quite impressive.
I thought Owen 'Runaway Beer Truck' Schmitt was hustling to get me a case of Bud Light. And yet 5 touchdowns later, still no beer. What the hell?
I'm sorry...I just have to have more cowbell.
Wait a second...you're telling me Fiesta ISN'T Spanish for "Lay an egg and poop our pants"?!
Alright, listen...I want you to be honest with me...does this visor make me look fat?
They are not who we thought they were!
Now I know why brother Mike has trouble winning in Arizona.
But we won the ESPN playoff! ESPN is always right!
Bob Stoops reacts to being asked: "Name an OU football player who has graduated in your coaching tenure."
What? Noel Devine isnt going to propose to his girlfriend? What a let down.
Is that a DingleBerry?
Hey Mickleson! Yeah you. You think you are Mr. Man Boobs Arizona? Well, screw that. I got your Man Boobs right here, Lefty!
"Come on, Ref! We both know that was a SMART penalty!"
What the hell are you looking at, Jim Ross???
"What? No Statue of Liberty this year?"
a la "A Mighty Wind"...
"Wha' Happ'n'd?!"
What? I had to pull out the old kick-an-onside-kick-after-my-team-has-the-second-half-momentum-when-we've-cut-the-lead-to-five-points-and-allow-WVU-to-run-it-up-my-arse play at some point, didn't I? Didn't I?!
But ESPN says it's all about who's playing best at the end of the season?!?!?
Crap... I thought we were playing Missouri again!
Be a MAN! YOU'RE 40!
Channeling the ghost of Vince Lombardi...
"What the hell's goin' on out there?"
Why am I the last one to find out my kicker can only kick off five yards deep?
How do you win a bowl game again?
Don't you guys want to run the Statue of Liberty? I gameplanned for it...
"He didn't fall??!! Inconceiveable!"
"What the hell, i ALWAYS get the onside kick in NCAA Football 2008!"
"What the F*** is this, QBs are supposed to be white, not fast, have no NFL future and throw the ball every down!"
"Am I the only S.O.B. in the blogosphere that finds KSK's writing unbearable?!"
"Why does my left arm look like I've been beaten in an S&M session? Okay, who slipped me the Mickey?"
"Where, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found defense.
You laid another egg, and
Phht! you were gone."
"What the hell is a 'Sooner' anyway?"
"Aw, hell, I might as well meditate, my coaching ain't working."
How would I know that they have Dingle Berrys. Thanks Matt Vasgersian!
Come on ref, they never call holding in the Big 12...
Wish for a BCS bowl victory in one hand and shit in the other. See which fills first.
Damn it! Bill Belichick cut my headphones off.
Gameplan? Everybody told me we were gonna win just by being here!