Create The Caption #141

Thursday, January 03, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Kirk: Now watch the sun go all the way down, then BOOM! It's gone, and the sunset is complete."- SS Reporters

"It's so quiet and beautiful I can hear Ron Zook sobbing uncontrollably"- JK

"The only thing that would make this more magical would be the music of Bonerama."- Jon

"Brent Musberger thinks USC is better than that sunset."- Anon

Kirk: "My sources tell me the sun has taken the head coaching job at Michigan."- Bacon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bob Stoops wondering what happened during last nights Fiesta Bowl?


Daily Links:

Leinart Wishes He Was Still In College (AZ Sports Hub)
Dwight Howard Is A Freak Of Nature (Bugs and Cranks)
Ten Good Moves To Make This NFL Offseason (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Scottie Pippen And The Giant Sandwich (The Howeva Files)
Announcing Reviews From Seahawks Games This Year (SS Reporters)
Dunston Checks Into The HOF? (Cake Rocks The Party)
Youk Coins A New Drink "The Slump Buster" (Red Sox Monster)
Announcer Refers To CBB Game As A "Backyard Dog Fight" (Idiots on Sports)
In The Year 2008 (The Money Shot)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:32 PM

53 Comments:

Gameplan? Everybody told me we were gonna win just by being here!

Sportsattitude said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

What the? But coach Donahue told me we had plenty of time!

Mookie said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

...and where the hell is my sandwich?

Mike said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Gameplan? Everybody told me we were gonna win just by being here!Oh, wait a minute...they told me that last year too...

Sportsattitude said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

What? It's a BCS game, what were you expecting from me? Do you know who I am? I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

the great bambi said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  
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wishmewell said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

Well what'd you expect? You took away all my players I was paying.

the great bambi said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  

So I says to Mabel, I says...

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  
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wishmewell said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  
wishmewell said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

"Hey, if the damn shoplifting laws weren't so strict here in Arizona, we'd be in this game!"

Comic Relief said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

OK, I pulled my head out of my ass. Now what?

SirBlogsALot said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Where the hell is my run defense?

Scranton said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

what the hell is that? a runaway beer truck?

Bdavis said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

we have a winner -- bdavis!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

C'mon guys, I have to live in Norman. Gimme a fuckin' break.

Mike said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

dude...

Nick said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

The fact that AA found a picture that didn't involve the band is quite impressive.

ssreporters said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

I thought Owen 'Runaway Beer Truck' Schmitt was hustling to get me a case of Bud Light. And yet 5 touchdowns later, still no beer. What the hell?

Simon said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

I'm sorry...I just have to have more cowbell.

Nate said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

Wait a second...you're telling me Fiesta ISN'T Spanish for "Lay an egg and poop our pants"?!

Mez said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

Alright, listen...I want you to be honest with me...does this visor make me look fat?

John said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

They are not who we thought they were!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Now I know why brother Mike has trouble winning in Arizona.

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

But we won the ESPN playoff! ESPN is always right!

J.J. said...
Jan 3, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Bob Stoops reacts to being asked: "Name an OU football player who has graduated in your coaching tenure."

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 3:11:00 PM  

What? Noel Devine isnt going to propose to his girlfriend? What a let down.

pickitup said...
Jan 3, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Is that a DingleBerry?

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Hey Mickleson! Yeah you. You think you are Mr. Man Boobs Arizona? Well, screw that. I got your Man Boobs right here, Lefty!

Corn said...
Jan 3, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

"Come on, Ref! We both know that was a SMART penalty!"

Bacon said...
Jan 3, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

What the hell are you looking at, Jim Ross???

GMoney said...
Jan 3, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

"What? No Statue of Liberty this year?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

a la "A Mighty Wind"...

"Wha' Happ'n'd?!"

Hardwood Paroxysm said...
Jan 3, 2008, 4:08:00 PM  

What? I had to pull out the old kick-an-onside-kick-after-my-team-has-the-second-half-momentum-when-we've-cut-the-lead-to-five-points-and-allow-WVU-to-run-it-up-my-arse play at some point, didn't I? Didn't I?!

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

But ESPN says it's all about who's playing best at the end of the season?!?!?

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 5:04:00 PM  

Crap... I thought we were playing Missouri again!

Tom said...
Jan 3, 2008, 5:17:00 PM  

Be a MAN! YOU'RE 40!

Mike Gundy said...
Jan 3, 2008, 5:19:00 PM  

Channeling the ghost of Vince Lombardi...

"What the hell's goin' on out there?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 6:15:00 PM  

Why am I the last one to find out my kicker can only kick off five yards deep?

JJ said...
Jan 3, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

How do you win a bowl game again?

Bunch said...
Jan 3, 2008, 6:31:00 PM  

Don't you guys want to run the Statue of Liberty? I gameplanned for it...

saherrin said...
Jan 3, 2008, 6:47:00 PM  

"He didn't fall??!! Inconceiveable!"

pm said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:04:00 PM  

"What the hell, i ALWAYS get the onside kick in NCAA Football 2008!"

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:34:00 PM  

"What the F*** is this, QBs are supposed to be white, not fast, have no NFL future and throw the ball every down!"

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:36:00 PM  

"Am I the only S.O.B. in the blogosphere that finds KSK's writing unbearable?!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:52:00 PM  

"Why does my left arm look like I've been beaten in an S&M session? Okay, who slipped me the Mickey?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:54:00 PM  

"Where, where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over,
And thought I found defense.
You laid another egg, and
Phht! you were gone."

Buck Owens & the Buckaroos said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:57:00 PM  

"What the hell is a 'Sooner' anyway?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 7:59:00 PM  

"Aw, hell, I might as well meditate, my coaching ain't working."

Anonymous said...
Jan 3, 2008, 8:12:00 PM  

How would I know that they have Dingle Berrys. Thanks Matt Vasgersian!

joe_quillen said...
Jan 3, 2008, 9:34:00 PM  

Come on ref, they never call holding in the Big 12...

Anonymous said...
Jan 4, 2008, 10:15:00 AM  

Wish for a BCS bowl victory in one hand and shit in the other. See which fills first.

jerryinabag said...
Jan 4, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Damn it! Bill Belichick cut my headphones off.

katkins said...
Jan 5, 2008, 12:23:00 AM  

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