Thursday, April 03, 2008
I warn you that you'll probably be dumber if you watch this clip, but I just had to post this. For some reason ESPN had an animal trainer from the Barnum and Bailey Circus come on and try to predict which Final Four mascot would win in real life. I know I know....I shouldn't watch First Take, but this one blew my mind.
She actually said that a Ram could beat a Tiger in the wild.....
Are you f'ing kidding me lady?! That Tiger would rip the s**t out of that stupid ram. I can understand a Tiger and a Bruin being a close match but a Ram? You think you might be a tad biased here since you are a Ram trainer? Wait, when did they get Rams at circuses???
Also, I think I may have seen this somewhere before. I know it's not a Tiger but the Lion destroyed the stupid Ram in the KSK Kill Kill Kill Invitation Tournament with 86% of the vote. And we all know that KSK's polling system is just as accurate as some Ram Lady telling us who is going to win the Final Four.
Molested by Jack Hanna Regional 1st Round: No. 1 Lion vs. No. 8 Ram. WHO YA GOT? (Kissing Suzy Kolber)