As a red-blooded American I emplore you to head over to Extra P's Live-Blog of the Padres/Rockies game and skip me bitching about the MNFer.

It's 6-5 and Craig Sager is asking Rockies fans if the previous play was a homerun. Join Him!

"Screw Chris Berman...I watching the Hills"- The Chemical Brother

Broken English will get you everywhere with me CB!

10:19- God....the booth sounds so peaceful when it's just Mike and Jaws. Like an actual Football game. It's amazing really. And again I'll echo everyone's sentiments....if Wilbon and Kornhole are in the same place why are they on a split screen?

Hey Tony's back....Booooooooooooo!

21 yards to the Tight End Kelly is followed up by a holding penalty and the Bengals are going backwards. Great call by Tirico to not that the whole field yelled "screen" on that play, but Watson still gets 5.

Bengals to Punt.....again.....Extra P's live-blog is getting down to the end. Head over to the baseball game and enjoy the fun!

10:27- The Bengals look to have the Pats number up until the Pats throw a reverse on Cincy and pick up a huge first down. Welker has the run. Moss gets a first down and a roughing the passer penalty puts the Patriots all the way into Bengals' territory.

The Orange Storm Trooper implores the Bengals for a stop! 4th and 1 and they're going for it. Wish I could bet on whether or not they get it. Guaranteed.

Sammy Morris just waltzes like Mark Cuban into the Endzone! 24-7 Pats.

Really, Jaws? The Patriots' team goal is to "win football games." Shouldn't that the be the objective for the rest of the 31 NFL teams. Also, I could work for ESPN. Here what would I say during the telecast: "Monday Night Football. He just broke a Monday Night Football record. Oh how, great Monday Night Football is."- Twoot

10:39- Kenny Watson gets a nice run and the Bengals are trying to make a game of it.

****6-6 Bottom Of The Ninth****

TJ Yamama picks up a great first down, and this is the part of the game where Tony Kornheiser says nothing. I can't think of a more worthless person in any profession.....ever.

"AA, I know you usually do only SNF games and MNF games....but you should really do the game between the 'Boys and the Pats."- Dummy

Actually S2N does the Monday Night games, but if there's a national game that anyone wants to live-blog send me an email. We can work something out.

24-10 after a Shayne Graham FG and I'm officially on the MLB game now.

"Brady quick with those hips"- Mike Tirico

Ummm tell us about it Mike.....Matt Leinart couldn't be reached for comment.

Another photo split for the quarter.............



"I can't listen to this crap anymore i've put on headphones and am forced to watch arrested development videos of 'the final countdown' with the football game on mute. espn - please remove your lips from bill belichick's/tom brady's collective asses."- Noce

Amen. I'm on the Baseball game at this point to tell you the truth. I hope every Sports Fan is there too.

27-10 Patriots. A Whole quarter left to go.

Ocho Cinco gets his third reception of the game and is hit out of bounds but no call. We're going to the 11th in Colorado.

Cal Ripken is straight horrible.....pick that posture up!

11:09- Bengals still driving and Palmer overthrows CJ, and they're looking at a third down. Chad is trying, and you can kind of understand his frustration. Another FG for Cincy......

27-13 Pats.

Justin Smith is just hammering his D line.....they can't do anything against the Pats. Tom Brady is carving up the Bengals D at this point. I know that's not saying much, but this is actually pretty. It's science.

I want Tom Brady's next baby.

31-14 Touchdown To Randy Moss.

"Ugh I turned off the Labor of Love birthing video and turned on this crap? Can ESPN suck off the Patriots any more? I'm going back to the video...wish me luck."- Jeremy

Beautiful!

34-13 is your final and thanks to everyone who stopped by. EA is still going strong with the extra inning one-inning playoff. I told you it would be a great night and it's not over yet.