Sorry, I thought you were Matt Hasselback.

Dude! October was BREAST cancer awareness month, so, STOP GRABBING MY NUTS!!!

"no dude, i need these pants to go with my favre jersey for halloween next year"

"slap hands! slap hands!...no seriously, slap my hand, slap my...look SLAP MY F%@*ING HAND OR I'LL RIP YOUR F@*#ING NUTS OFF!"

Touchdown Packers. Coach McCarthy consults the chart and it says they should go for two.

the last time this many people saw white guys feel up a black guy like this, bruce willis had to use a sword to get him out

i can haz crotchburger?

I've got 'em honey! Ruvell Martin's genes will soon be ours! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I knew it, you have two balls in there Kruk!!! You lying bastard!

Not usually a factor for Green Bay, Ruvell Martin gets happy ending...

having never been so close to a black man before, one Green Bay resident wanted to see if it's true what they say, reached for comment after the game, Lili Von Shtupp had this to say, "It's twue...it's twue...it's twue!"

Will you pass this message on to Brett Farve for me?

-- John Madden

Little did everyone in the Lambeau Leap section know, Esera Tuaolo was sitting right next to them. (OK maybe that isn't so P.C. ...)

Damnit, the nuts are taken... DIBS ON NIPPLES!! Honey, his chest is bigger than yours!

Give me your wallet or I'll jump!

Now THAT's a holding penalty.

We now know where General McAuliffe retired to following WWII.

(nerdy historical reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_McAuliffe)

FAN HOLDING CROTCH: "They're real! And They're Spectacular!"

Maybe if i pat his head, he won't notice me grabbing the goods....

Packer Fan: What's that?

Ruvell Martin: That's my penis.

Packer Fan: That's your penis? All-riiight...

reference: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ieBSrofjOIw

One fan does not understand the meaning of Cheese-Head....

Somewhere, Reggie Evans felt his nuts tingle a bit...

I didn't know Reggie Evans was a Packer fan!


sorry last comment should have been Chris Kaman, not RE.

Nope, Packer fans aren't gay at all!

I thought bratwurst was white

Brett, I thought I told you not to do that outside of the locker room. Wait you're not....

Huevos Grandes, Amigo!

It's not gay if I don't look when I grab em!!

How's that for field coverage? Not only is that fat guy with the Fu Manchu grabbing Martin's coin purse, but he's also dry-humping the guy in front of him at the same time! Reports from Miami indicate they are considering signing him to shore up the defensive secondary; however, holding penalties may be a concern.

Revised last attempt:

"Hoping to increase his chances for an autograph, fan does his best Esera Tuaolo impression."

Yup....definitely steroids.

I'm Brady Quinn and I approve this crotch grab.

Paid for by the campaign of Brady Quinn is a Queer.

"Yep, more than a handful."

For the love of Rod.

A Ruvell in hand is worth keeping the mouth open for Favre's bush.

Ownership has its priveleges.