Create The Caption #113 (Version 2.0)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I had to double up today because ESPN's Caption for its own article is the funniest thing I've ever read. I don't know if this was intentional or not, but if it was...Hill-Lar-E-Us....

So I was thinking if you might want to caption the caption....Who's up for it??? (God these jokes write themselves....click the photo for the larger version.)


(Head below this post for the other Create A Caption)

25 Comments:

Not necessarily a better caption, but more realistic:

"1,487 Straight Days With a Yankee Headline"

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 1:45:00 PM  

Haha...kind of like one of those "This Job Site Has Been Safe for 100 Days."

Nov 14, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

New miniseries on ABC, follow A-Rod bed hopping not only in Toronto but LA, Dallas, and Seattle....etc.

Following Dirty, Sexy, Money.

- Shacky (Long Island)

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 1:56:00 PM  

ESPN's Rachel Nicholls reports that Rod and Boras have met for the tenth time this month with Hal Steinbrenner.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:07:00 PM  

Everyone knew he choked...now they know what on

the great bambi said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:08:00 PM  

"Because no one cares about Stephon Marbury"

T said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:09:00 PM  

"ESPN: Just taking that slow, awkward first step out of the closet"

More Credible said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:11:00 PM  

Just hard reporting, no stroking.
ESPN: we stick it to the competition and cream them.

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 2:37:00 PM  

For The Love of Rod:
The true story of the heartbreaking romance between Alex and Derek

look what I can do said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:13:00 PM  

Wow. Two Penis based captions in one day? Is AA based in Mass. or what?

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:21:00 PM  

"ahhh gotta love the spot light...me me me me me" -A-Rod

Shrugz said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:22:00 PM  

Rod in talks with Fingers for relief.

hollywood wags said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:23:00 PM  

Screw baseball. I want to know more about 0-9 Miami's QB situation!

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:24:00 PM  

In best Dwight Schrute voice: "Question. How much did the Yankees fine A-rod for skipping the last 4 postseasons?"

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:26:00 PM  

Rod to visit Green Bay for happy ending.

Tom said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

I never thought I'd see the day ESPN would get tired of smoking Favre's meat pole, DURING FOOTBALL SEASON! Maybe it's one of those editorial oversights ESPN claims never happens?

Damn those bloggers!

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:34:00 PM  

Does anybody even care what Rowdy Roddy Piper thinks anymore?

Jarrett Carter said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:36:00 PM  

For The Love Of Rod: The Mark May Autobiography

The Mez said...
Nov 14, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

Kneel before Rod!

B. Minich said...
Nov 14, 2007, 4:14:00 PM  

It's off the front page. It's been replaced with ESPN's mandatory "You will get NASCAR and like it" story.

That situation is worse than "The Rod." If Jeff Gordon doesn't win the race and Jimmie Johnson's car doesn't explode in the first five laps, The Chase is already over. Some "drama and suspense."

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 4:24:00 PM  

Only because For the Love of Wang was too obvious.

Mookie said...
Nov 14, 2007, 5:22:00 PM  

HAY! Iz aRAH glowin? Dat she-male must been raydoactiff.

Anonymous said...
Nov 14, 2007, 6:40:00 PM  

"They like me, they really like me!"

mike said...
Nov 14, 2007, 8:12:00 PM  

Somewhere, Chien-Ming Wang sheds a jealous tear because he is no longer the only Yankee generating suggestive headlines on ESPN.com

Marty said...
Nov 14, 2007, 8:38:00 PM  

When did Linda Cohn start writing headlines?

Matt said...
Nov 14, 2007, 10:39:00 PM  

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