Create The Caption #113 (Version 2.0)
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
I had to double up today because ESPN's Caption for its own article is the funniest thing I've ever read. I don't know if this was intentional or not, but if it was...Hill-Lar-E-Us....
So I was thinking if you might want to caption the caption....Who's up for it??? (God these jokes write themselves....click the photo for the larger version.)
(Head below this post for the other Create A Caption)
25 Comments:
Haha...kind of like one of those "This Job Site Has Been Safe for 100 Days."
New miniseries on ABC, follow A-Rod bed hopping not only in Toronto but LA, Dallas, and Seattle....etc.
Following Dirty, Sexy, Money.
- Shacky (Long Island)
ESPN's Rachel Nicholls reports that Rod and Boras have met for the tenth time this month with Hal Steinbrenner.
Everyone knew he choked...now they know what on
"Because no one cares about Stephon Marbury"
"ESPN: Just taking that slow, awkward first step out of the closet"
Just hard reporting, no stroking.
ESPN: we stick it to the competition and cream them.
For The Love of Rod:
The true story of the heartbreaking romance between Alex and Derek
Wow. Two Penis based captions in one day? Is AA based in Mass. or what?
"ahhh gotta love the spot light...me me me me me" -A-Rod
Rod in talks with Fingers for relief.
Screw baseball. I want to know more about 0-9 Miami's QB situation!
In best Dwight Schrute voice: "Question. How much did the Yankees fine A-rod for skipping the last 4 postseasons?"
Rod to visit Green Bay for happy ending.
I never thought I'd see the day ESPN would get tired of smoking Favre's meat pole, DURING FOOTBALL SEASON! Maybe it's one of those editorial oversights ESPN claims never happens?
Damn those bloggers!
Does anybody even care what Rowdy Roddy Piper thinks anymore?
For The Love Of Rod: The Mark May Autobiography
Kneel before Rod!
It's off the front page. It's been replaced with ESPN's mandatory "You will get NASCAR and like it" story.
That situation is worse than "The Rod." If Jeff Gordon doesn't win the race and Jimmie Johnson's car doesn't explode in the first five laps, The Chase is already over. Some "drama and suspense."
Only because For the Love of Wang was too obvious.
HAY! Iz aRAH glowin? Dat she-male must been raydoactiff.
"They like me, they really like me!"
Somewhere, Chien-Ming Wang sheds a jealous tear because he is no longer the only Yankee generating suggestive headlines on ESPN.com
When did Linda Cohn start writing headlines?
Not necessarily a better caption, but more realistic:
"1,487 Straight Days With a Yankee Headline"