Create The Caption #256

Friday, August 01, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Worst. Buddy Cop Movie. EVER."- Anon

"Les: My hands, they're huge!
Snoops: I know dawg, and they can touch anything but themselves."
- Anon

"Just take the jersey and don't hurt me."- Anon

"Having given up on trying to properly execute the "West Coast" hand gesture, Les prepares to greet Snoop with the ultra cool "Live Long and Prosper" hand gesture."- Jeremiah
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Manny at Fenway?


Daily Links:
ESPN Gave Steve His Own Webpage (Steve Is Live)
Peter King Is Cheating On Brett Favre (Real Clear Sports)
Some Cheerleading Goodness (All Balls)
10 Reasons To Stop Being A Sports Fan (Going Five Hole)
Brett Favre And The Mummy Just Won't Die (Crashburn Alley)
Kenny Irons Has Fun At A Hooters (You Been Blinded)
Should Baseball Players Go To The Pros Or College? (Sports Agent Blog)
Rich Rod Hates Kids (Waiting For Next Year)
What Do Julia Roberts And Scotty Bowman Have In Common? (Chicago Bull)
Sooners Player Raps About Guns (The Wiz of Odds)
Pierce Still Says He's The Best In The NBA (Game On)
A Look At The Olympics By The Numbers (The 700 Level)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:56 AM

30 Comments:

And right before Manny steps through the door he says "And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

Anonymous said...
Aug 1, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

I've got a few for this:

"And for my next trick, I, The Great Ramanny, will make myself magically disappear!"

or "Hey, doesn't that guy at bat look like Kevin Millar? Dude, you, with Millar on your jersey - are you his brother or something?"

or (as an O's fan) "5th Inning, and we've got a two-run lead? My day is done."

Telecomedian said...
Aug 1, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

goodnight cleveland!

-dan

-dan said...
Aug 1, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Manny: Adios!

meanwhile in Bristol......

Jay Harris: Oh snap! he did it again! Manny and his crazy words.
Steve Levy: Thats just manny being manny.

Pickitup said...
Aug 1, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

In his final home game at Fenway, Manny entertains his fans by hailing a taxi to catch a routine fly ball.

Doc Rock said...
Aug 1, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

Yeah, I just did a number 2 - all by myself!!

Anonymous said...
Aug 1, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

Ladies and gentlemen, manny Ramirez has left the building.

Anonymous said...
Aug 1, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

At the annual Manny Ramirez Gold Glove Clinic, Ramirez demonstrates to aspiring outfielders the textbook "ready position" to take before a pitch.

Ice said...
Aug 1, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

Alex F. said...
Aug 1, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

Oh hell, I didn't even read that first one. So much for that.

Alex F. said...
Aug 1, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

Don't let the door hit you in the ass as I'm on my way out!

Anonymous said...
Aug 1, 2008, 3:04:00 PM  

Adios!

Anonymous said...
Aug 1, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

Manny is seen here trying to get the attention of the official scorer in an attempt to tell them that Melvin Mora is #6 and he should be at bat and not Ball Strike.

Blackhawk said...
Aug 1, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Manny.....Manny....Manny that's not an exit door!

Ryan said...
Aug 1, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

"Hey! They're all out of toilet paper! Somebody throw me a roll!"

Paul said...
Aug 1, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

The Red Sox pick up two through four, and Manny left a two behind the door

The Egg said...
Aug 1, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

Thank you thank you, I'll be here till the trade deadline!

ZachSaia said...
Aug 1, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

Manny demonstratively flaunts his ability to drop a deuce in Peter Gammons' personal gold-plated bathroom located inside the Monster.

Anonymous said...
Aug 1, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

(as music plays) AND NOW STARTING IN LEFT FIELD FOR YOUR BOSTON RED SOX MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY RAMERIEZ

zach said...
Aug 1, 2008, 8:16:00 PM  

Manny Ramirez is practicing his Hollywood poses before he heads off to Los Angeles.

j-fein said...
Aug 1, 2008, 9:00:00 PM  

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
you're cool
fuck you

I'M OUT!

wishmewell said...
Aug 1, 2008, 9:14:00 PM  

The Red Sox trade Manny for what's behind door #2

Anonymous said...
Aug 1, 2008, 10:15:00 PM  

"TODAY..day...day...day...I CONSIDER MYSELF...self...self... THE LUCKIEST...est...est... MANRAM...manram...manram...manram...ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH...earth...earth...earth.

Mal said...
Aug 1, 2008, 11:17:00 PM  

"You wanna see something funny? Watch what I'm going to put in that square next to BALL!"

Sportz Assassin said...
Aug 2, 2008, 2:36:00 AM  

Manny, in homage to 'The Pride of the Yankees, agrees to catch one in his hat for that sick little Seinfeld boy.

Bob Mantz said...
Aug 2, 2008, 7:45:00 AM  

Manny has left the building.

Bob Mantz Added said...
Aug 2, 2008, 7:46:00 AM  

You thought it was cute when I pissed behind the scoreboard, why isn't it cute when I piss on all of Boston?

Steve H said...
Aug 2, 2008, 10:32:00 AM  

Manny was confused. He thought the scoreboard said "Bolt Boston"

Dan said...
Aug 2, 2008, 5:59:00 PM  

They're gonna have a left-field bathroom ready for me in LA, right?

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 2, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

This scoreboard looks like shit...I'm outta here...

White Hammer said...
Aug 2, 2008, 6:28:00 PM  

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