Create The Caption #256
Friday, August 01, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Worst. Buddy Cop Movie. EVER."- Anon
"Les: My hands, they're huge!
Snoops: I know dawg, and they can touch anything but themselves."
- Anon
"Just take the jersey and don't hurt me."- Anon
"Having given up on trying to properly execute the "West Coast" hand gesture, Les prepares to greet Snoop with the ultra cool "Live Long and Prosper" hand gesture."- Jeremiah
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Manny at Fenway?
Daily Links:
ESPN Gave Steve His Own Webpage (Steve Is Live)
Peter King Is Cheating On Brett Favre (Real Clear Sports)
Some Cheerleading Goodness (All Balls)
10 Reasons To Stop Being A Sports Fan (Going Five Hole)
Brett Favre And The Mummy Just Won't Die (Crashburn Alley)
Kenny Irons Has Fun At A Hooters (You Been Blinded)
Should Baseball Players Go To The Pros Or College? (Sports Agent Blog)
Rich Rod Hates Kids (Waiting For Next Year)
What Do Julia Roberts And Scotty Bowman Have In Common? (Chicago Bull)
Sooners Player Raps About Guns (The Wiz of Odds)
Pierce Still Says He's The Best In The NBA (Game On)
A Look At The Olympics By The Numbers (The 700 Level)
30 Comments:
I've got a few for this:
"And for my next trick, I, The Great Ramanny, will make myself magically disappear!"
or "Hey, doesn't that guy at bat look like Kevin Millar? Dude, you, with Millar on your jersey - are you his brother or something?"
or (as an O's fan) "5th Inning, and we've got a two-run lead? My day is done."
goodnight cleveland!
-dan
Manny: Adios!
meanwhile in Bristol......
Jay Harris: Oh snap! he did it again! Manny and his crazy words.
Steve Levy: Thats just manny being manny.
In his final home game at Fenway, Manny entertains his fans by hailing a taxi to catch a routine fly ball.
Yeah, I just did a number 2 - all by myself!!
Ladies and gentlemen, manny Ramirez has left the building.
At the annual Manny Ramirez Gold Glove Clinic, Ramirez demonstrates to aspiring outfielders the textbook "ready position" to take before a pitch.
"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"
Oh hell, I didn't even read that first one. So much for that.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass as I'm on my way out!
Adios!
Manny is seen here trying to get the attention of the official scorer in an attempt to tell them that Melvin Mora is #6 and he should be at bat and not Ball Strike.
Manny.....Manny....Manny that's not an exit door!
"Hey! They're all out of toilet paper! Somebody throw me a roll!"
The Red Sox pick up two through four, and Manny left a two behind the door
Thank you thank you, I'll be here till the trade deadline!
Manny demonstratively flaunts his ability to drop a deuce in Peter Gammons' personal gold-plated bathroom located inside the Monster.
(as music plays) AND NOW STARTING IN LEFT FIELD FOR YOUR BOSTON RED SOX MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANY RAMERIEZ
Manny Ramirez is practicing his Hollywood poses before he heads off to Los Angeles.
fuck you
fuck you
fuck you
you're cool
fuck you
I'M OUT!
The Red Sox trade Manny for what's behind door #2
"TODAY..day...day...day...I CONSIDER MYSELF...self...self... THE LUCKIEST...est...est... MANRAM...manram...manram...manram...ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH...earth...earth...earth.
"You wanna see something funny? Watch what I'm going to put in that square next to BALL!"
Manny, in homage to 'The Pride of the Yankees, agrees to catch one in his hat for that sick little Seinfeld boy.
Manny has left the building.
You thought it was cute when I pissed behind the scoreboard, why isn't it cute when I piss on all of Boston?
Manny was confused. He thought the scoreboard said "Bolt Boston"
They're gonna have a left-field bathroom ready for me in LA, right?
This scoreboard looks like shit...I'm outta here...
And right before Manny steps through the door he says "And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"