Snyder: "Seriously, Jason Campbell is good"

"I think when the season's over, you and Peyton should get an apartment together."

Snyder: "Ever since I've been hanging out with Tom Cruise, he's really opened my eyes about the powers of Scientology and the evil Lord Xenu..."

Snyder: "I'm not short *everywhere,* you sly Nubian god."

You're such a comedian, Dan! You actually think you have a chance against us tonight? Oh man, that's hilarious Dane, er, Dan.

The 'Skins are gonna be competitors this year, Tony

"C'mon man. Colt Brennan for Peyton Manning, straight up!"

So, what do you know about this Brett Faver guy? He's not worth looking into, is he?

Hey Tony what do you think of our acquisition of Jason Taylor?

Come on...we'll double what they're paying you here! Triple!

Snyder: *Chuckles* and then (Tom Cruise) said Scientology was the greatest thing in the world. Ho man, I was laughing for days.

Snyder: Tony, can you believe that AA is censoring the comments now?


(I'm not pissed or trying to start shit, it's just the first thing that came to mind)

snyder: too bad we got taylor i wouldve been great on defense

No - I SWEAR - I have a good reason for wanting to replace FedEx Field . . .

The Aristocrats!

Since I'm a died in the wool hater of all things associated with the Washington Redskins, I'll just say this; Screw you Dan Snyder.

Tony Dungy laughs aloud before informing Dan Snyder where the bursa sac is actually located.

"And then Holmgren was all, "well, did you see that goal line call?""

"So, really, do you have anybody we could use? I am sure you guys don't need Peyton, that Sorgi guy is great!"
SusanB

"I tell ya Herm, those are some fantastic pleats."

Tony Dungy finally gets to use his Kobe Bryant laugh he's been practicing.

Snyder: And then backstage, Art Monk says "No Green, YOU eat the meatloaf."

Dungy: HAHAHAHA

So her father turns to me and says "Here's $20, most guys leave her on the tree".

"Gays? Getting married? HAHAHAHA!"

Then the GI turns to the newbie and says "Don't get too comfortable...next week, it's your turn in the barrel"

"And the doctor says 'Rectum? Damn near killed him!'"

Synder: Tony... I just said we could make the playoffs, not the Super Bowl.

Dan: "What is it going to take to get you to trade me Jim Harbaugh?"

Tony: "ha, ha, wait, what?"

Dan: Seriously, Gus Frerotte is the most intelligent football player I have ever known. He would be a great mentor for Peyton.

Snyder: So what's it gonna take for me to be a winner?

Synder: So I'll take that as a no for the Campbell-for-Mannng trade.

Snyder "your contract is up when ?"

No...really, we are going to be good this year! Why are you still laughing?

Seriously, Tony, I will offer your $6 million a year for 5 years for the 2009 season. I paid Old Ball Coach for three seasons when he played golf. You will love working in D.C.

Dan Snyder: "Do I amuse you? Am I f*ckin' a clown?"

Tony Dungy: "Listen, I'm just sayin' that you're funny Dan, that's all."

"Oh Snidey, you slay me! Tell me the one about Travolta and Cruise again."

Snyder - "I'm telling you, Mr. Six was Willie Tanner on ALF."
Dungy (laughing) - "You're kidding? I loved that show!"

Dan: and the only way I could get rid of Gibbs was to tell him I wanted to make Tom Cruise the next offensive coordinator.

thats not john madden thats my wife!