Create The Caption #257

Monday, August 04, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Friday's Winners....


"F**k you, F**k you, You're cool, F**k you....I'M OUT!"- wishmewell

""TODAY..day...day...day...I CONSIDER MYSELF...self...self... THE LUCKIEST...est...est... MANRAM...manram...manram...manram...ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH...earth...earth...earth."- Mal

"They're gonna have a left-field bathroom ready for me in LA, right?"- Nickname Tommy

"And right before Manny steps through the door he says "And in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Skins Owner Danny Snyder cracking up Colts Coach Tony Dungy?


Daily Links:
More Erin Andrews Fallout (On Milwaukee)
Gale Sayers Rips Brett Favre (The Zone Blitz)
R.I.P. Darkmane (HHR)
A Set Of NFL Predictions (JV Sports)
The HOF Has Low Standards (Mister Irrelevant)
Fear The Cougar! (Mac G's World)
Cowboys Lineman Marc Columbo Rocks! (Merkin Sports)
Take This ESPN Writer Quiz (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
NASCAR Radio Is Baffling (LOCG)
Is Everyone Secretly Rooting For Aaron Rodgers? (49ers Examiner)
The Many Faces Of Lou Piniella (Uncoached)
An NFL Preseason Preview (Bad News Bloggers)
Smith v. Lucas, A Tale Of The Tape (Cat Crave)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:14 PM

39 Comments:

Snyder: "Seriously, Jason Campbell is good"

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

"I think when the season's over, you and Peyton should get an apartment together."

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 12:32:00 PM  

Snyder: "Ever since I've been hanging out with Tom Cruise, he's really opened my eyes about the powers of Scientology and the evil Lord Xenu..."

Telecomedian said...
Aug 4, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

Snyder: "I'm not short *everywhere,* you sly Nubian god."

Telecomedian said...
Aug 4, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

You're such a comedian, Dan! You actually think you have a chance against us tonight? Oh man, that's hilarious Dane, er, Dan.

jfein said...
Aug 4, 2008, 12:39:00 PM  

The 'Skins are gonna be competitors this year, Tony

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

"C'mon man. Colt Brennan for Peyton Manning, straight up!"

Sportz Assassin said...
Aug 4, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

So, what do you know about this Brett Faver guy? He's not worth looking into, is he?

Nickname Tommy said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Hey Tony what do you think of our acquisition of Jason Taylor?

Ted said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Come on...we'll double what they're paying you here! Triple!

Steven said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Snyder: *Chuckles* and then (Tom Cruise) said Scientology was the greatest thing in the world. Ho man, I was laughing for days.

Dr. Oh No Romo said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Snyder: Tony, can you believe that AA is censoring the comments now?


(I'm not pissed or trying to start shit, it's just the first thing that came to mind)

GMoney said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

snyder: too bad we got taylor i wouldve been great on defense

zach said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

No - I SWEAR - I have a good reason for wanting to replace FedEx Field . . .

Joe Mamma said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

The Aristocrats!

Erik Kartmann said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

Since I'm a died in the wool hater of all things associated with the Washington Redskins, I'll just say this; Screw you Dan Snyder.

Bruce said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Tony Dungy laughs aloud before informing Dan Snyder where the bursa sac is actually located.

Wade Robertson said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

"And then Holmgren was all, "well, did you see that goal line call?""

Dave J. said...
Aug 4, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

"So, really, do you have anybody we could use? I am sure you guys don't need Peyton, that Sorgi guy is great!"
SusanB

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

"I tell ya Herm, those are some fantastic pleats."

The Pocket Brat said...
Aug 4, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Tony Dungy finally gets to use his Kobe Bryant laugh he's been practicing.

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

Snyder: And then backstage, Art Monk says "No Green, YOU eat the meatloaf."

Dungy: HAHAHAHA

Corn said...
Aug 4, 2008, 2:16:00 PM  

So her father turns to me and says "Here's $20, most guys leave her on the tree".

johnnymaher said...
Aug 4, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

"Gays? Getting married? HAHAHAHA!"

mediocore said...
Aug 4, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

Then the GI turns to the newbie and says "Don't get too comfortable...next week, it's your turn in the barrel"

Soul On Ice said...
Aug 4, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

"And the doctor says 'Rectum? Damn near killed him!'"

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 4:28:00 PM  

Synder: Tony... I just said we could make the playoffs, not the Super Bowl.

Aug 4, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

Dan: "What is it going to take to get you to trade me Jim Harbaugh?"

Tony: "ha, ha, wait, what?"

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 5:25:00 PM  

Dan: Seriously, Gus Frerotte is the most intelligent football player I have ever known. He would be a great mentor for Peyton.

LeakBrewerGator said...
Aug 4, 2008, 5:36:00 PM  

Snyder: So what's it gonna take for me to be a winner?

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 7:18:00 PM  

Synder: So I'll take that as a no for the Campbell-for-Mannng trade.

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 8:23:00 PM  

Snyder "your contract is up when ?"

jg said...
Aug 4, 2008, 8:50:00 PM  

No...really, we are going to be good this year! Why are you still laughing?

bdill said...
Aug 4, 2008, 9:09:00 PM  

Seriously, Tony, I will offer your $6 million a year for 5 years for the 2009 season. I paid Old Ball Coach for three seasons when he played golf. You will love working in D.C.

bevo said...
Aug 4, 2008, 10:08:00 PM  

Dan Snyder: "Do I amuse you? Am I f*ckin' a clown?"

Tony Dungy: "Listen, I'm just sayin' that you're funny Dan, that's all."

Anonymous said...
Aug 4, 2008, 10:52:00 PM  

"Oh Snidey, you slay me! Tell me the one about Travolta and Cruise again."

Anonymous said...
Aug 5, 2008, 12:20:00 AM  

Snyder - "I'm telling you, Mr. Six was Willie Tanner on ALF."
Dungy (laughing) - "You're kidding? I loved that show!"

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
Aug 5, 2008, 2:18:00 AM  

Dan: and the only way I could get rid of Gibbs was to tell him I wanted to make Tom Cruise the next offensive coordinator.

Lammy742 said...
Aug 5, 2008, 8:54:00 AM  

thats not john madden thats my wife!

Anonymous said...
Aug 5, 2008, 10:46:00 AM  

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