Saturday, November 10, 2007
Welcome back to our weekly installment of The Pam Ward Chronicles. I'm going to be keeping track of the Announcing Quotes throughout the day and I ask that you join in. Please leave any that you come across in the comments or feel free to email me at AwfulAnnouncing@Gmail.com.
Sorry for the lack of Pammy goodness last week. I'll make it up to you today my friends. Join me won't you?
Your College Football Announcing Schedule: Week Eleven
"They might even consurm some drinks."- Chris Fowler talking about the Ephs on Gameday
"Extend it like Beckham"- Andre Ware
That's dirty Andre
"That's what I like, Hubbard catching the ball with his hands."- Andre Ware
"Michigan can get exotic with its offense here." - Andre Ware (Via S2N)
"...and you end up running your quarterback into the hole, it's almost like having ten blockers out there"- Andy Gresh (Via Steve)
"You can't return a muff."- Dave Pasch
This is a dirty dirty crew.
Sorry for the delay.....internet and cable went out for some reason. I should be good for the rest of the day.....email me if I missed anything.
"That spells NFL on Sunday"- Andre Ware As opposed to NFL on Wednesday? Thanks for clearing that up. (Via Matt)
"That's their largest bulge in the game" - Eric Collins (Via Mookie)
"If one Wells runs dry, try another one." - Brad Nessler (Via Anon)
Very cheesy Bradley
"They say he's money, but he almost left some change on the table with that kick." - Gary Danielson, as the Auburn kicker sneaks in a field goal. (Via S2N)
"If I'm Georgia, I'm gonna ride my hot guy right now." Gary Danielson (Via Gangsta D)
Now we're cooking!
"And he is going to be dragged down by Will Smith, I mean Will Davis"- Brad Nessler (Via Matt)
Uh Brad....he's on the Saints.
"He would have had to pull a Louganis to avoid diving into Cox." - Verne Lundquist, as a UGA player gets called for roughing the passer. (Via S2N)
"That was a free play. The third down play was a free play for Tress because he knew if he didn't hit it on fourth down he was gonna go for the first down."- Bob Griese
"That's not the first time I've seen him lit up" - Bob Griese in reference to Paul Maguire's mug being lit up above Ohio State scoreboard (Via jonef)
I don't know if that was a stoner comment or a football one. Either....pretty funny.
"Lingerie on the field!" - Verne Lundquist, after Knowshon Moreno scores for Georgia. (Via S2N)
"Now they've lost a 14 point lead again a highly aroused Florida State team."- Bill Curry
"Juice has matured into a fine wine right before our eyes." - Brad Nessler (Via S2N)
"Just throw it up to the 6 foot 3 Johnson" - Dan Fouts (Via Mookie)
Ah, there's the third grade humor we were missing today. Bravo Mookie.
"He forwarded it forward" - Tim Brant (Via Mookie)
"The mental errrror leads to a BC Touchdown."- Dave Lamont A follow up to Chris Spielman's "analysis" of BC's choice to hand the ball to the fullback on 1st and Goal from the 6, and then again on 2nd and Goal from the 1. Spielman's analysis was simply, "Grrr, Grrr, Grrr." (Via Phil)
"That's a big kid." - Mike Patrick
"Yeah." - Todd Blackledge
"That's a Todd Blackledge kind of body." - Mike Patrick
"That is not. No. Sherry Blackledge probably wishes that was a Todd Blackledge body."- Todd Blackledge
(Via The Unreliable Narrator)
God...they are comedy gold.
UVA color analyst Frank Quayle, after pbp man Mac McDonald inadvertently called UM the Dolphins: "That's an insult to the Hurricanes, Mac." (Via Bruce)
Now that's funny.
"You know the best advice I've heard all season is to avoid Hospital dumpsters."- Chris Spielman
Too funny without context....I'll have the video up shortly but apparently Silva from BC is a dumpster diver. So random.
I'm pretty sure I just heard Mark Jones say the following, as UVA was going into the locker room with a 31-0 lead: "The Cavaliers come in here, and they're like, you know, your uncle that shows up to a party and has too much, and ends up putting the lampshade on his head." (Via Charles)
Wow...that's just crazy. If someone can confirm this I'd love it. Okay...it's confirmed....what in the world.
"I understand [the tree people], I've got a bit of tree hugger in me." - David Norrie, talking about the tree-sitter issue during USC-Cal (Via S2N)
"And Turner, he almost made a fatal error."- Dave Lamont
Chris Turner shall die!!!
"The Orange Bowl certainly had its day. But I'm glad they're moving out of that dump because their day was a long time ago." - Mike Patrick
"Well the day of its press box was a long time ago." - Todd Blackledge
"If you liked a place that leaked from every part of its roof, that was your building." - Mike Patrick
(Via The Unreliable Narrator)
"This is what you've got to love about Maryland, they're like sharks and chum."- Chris Spielman
I don't know why that made me laugh so much.