Tony Kornheiser's Car May Have Been Stolen By A "Stalker"

Thursday, September 11, 2008


This is all rumor of course, but I found this item funny and intriguing enough to post today. According to DCRTV and Mediabistro, Tony Kornheiser's car was stolen from a DC garage last week and there are claims of a stalker being the culprit as well as a heightened security detail for King Tony....

DCRTV: "Tony Kornheiser's (right) car was stolen from the ESPN garage in DC last week causing 'mad drama,' to quote one source. He dropped his keys in the garage, someone took the car, and now he's demanded extra security because he claims it's a stalker." More soon.....

Mediabistro's FishbowlDC: "We hear that Tony Kornheiser's car was stolen from the ESPN garage in DC, last week causing "mad drama," to quote one source. He dropped his keys in the garage, someone took the car and now he's demanded extra security because he claims its a stalker."

All of this is still a rumor at the moment, and while stalkers can be very scary, but come on. If you drop your car keys in a garage when someone's watching, you really only have yourself to blame. DC garages aren't the safest place in the world and there are some seedy characters hanging around. More on this when information becomes available.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:56 PM

16 Comments:

"causing 'mad drama,' to quote one source"

...Wilbon?

Tom said...
Sep 11, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Maybe it was Rodgers because he was tired about hearing Kornheiser talk about Farve. I can definitely see Kornheiser going all pissy about it.

Anonymous said...
Sep 11, 2008, 3:16:00 PM  

Very thoughtful, had a great time reading your post

Jay Smith said...
Sep 11, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

NOT THE SOLSTICE!

Sep 11, 2008, 3:30:00 PM  

I bet he drives a 94 Taurus with empty dorito bags all over the goddamn place.

hollywood wags said...
Sep 11, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

Think Wilbon opens PTI with a reference to this today?

Pete said...
Sep 11, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

MW: "Pardon the interuption but I'm Mike Wilbon. Tony, you wanna drive me to the airport after the show?"

TK looking around, patting at his pockets: "I'm Tony Kornheiser. I would, but, I can't find my keys."

Pete said...
Sep 11, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

maybe junior has the

Anonymous said...
Sep 11, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

It was Mottram! We've all seen those stalker pics from the Super Bowl/ASG.

GMoney said...
Sep 11, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

I'm more interested in which film critic went "Shane Stant" on Roger Ebert's knee? Rex Reed? Jay Sherman? Hell, even Jay Mariotti?

Sep 11, 2008, 10:18:00 PM  

Whats funny is that PTI is taped in the ATF building, which has pretty good security.

odessasteps said...
Sep 11, 2008, 10:50:00 PM  

I wonder if the stalker was Marty from NoCal who reportedly has a close relationship with Jim Rome. Marty, you two-timing skank!

Brad James said...
Sep 12, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

looks like the guy from media bistro plagiarized the shit out of the guy from DCRTV, or vice versa. Where's your bitching about that now AA? Fucking blogs do this shit and no one says anything but when someone from wherever else does it you are the first to point fingers.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Extra security!?! Kornheiser has a security detail!?! There are more important people in DC than Tony...believe it or not.

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 3:49:00 PM  

Why anyone would stalk Kornheiser is beyond me! He obviously imagines it's some hot chick that thinks he's irresistible. Fat chance, old guy, fat chance!

Anonymous said...
Sep 12, 2008, 11:19:00 PM  

This guy needs to get off the mnf broadcasts. He makes them almost unwatchable. He is the worst I have ever seen on a broadcast. Even worse than Dennis Miller and that was bad!

Anonymous said...
Sep 15, 2008, 10:15:00 PM  

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