Saturday, September 06, 2008
We're back again for yet another day of Pammy goodness. I'm going to skip the formalities this morning and get right to the quotes (if that's okay with you). As always, keep the quotes coming and be sure to included your website(s) so I can give credit. Also, we need a calm Hanna to keep this thing up for the entire day. The winds are already pretty crazy, and the thing is literally going through my backyard, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Your Week Two Announcing Schedule
“If they can get the center or guard to the linebacker, or the second level, at the point of attack....it’s out to the races.”- Chris Spielman
“They’re lead by their offensive line, offensively.”- Mark May
“He’s tired tonight. He did a Soccer game in Dallas last night. It was exciting, there was actually a goal in that game.”- Sean McDonough
"And the ball hit him in the wrong spot that time.....um.....Yeah."- Roland Williams
"What spot was that?"- Tom Hart
"In the old.....uh.....Hands."- Roland Williams
A Gameday feature on Tim Tebow?! WTF!!!?! (Via Kyle)
I can't stand ESPN's love with him. They've run that same trip to the Philippines piece about 40 times.
I hate Ohio State, and I hate Pam Ward. The only reason I haven't thrown my remote into the tv is because I'm waiting for Ray to say something entertaining. Only in America. Yes, it's 7 seconds into the game. (Via Charlie)
Hahaha. Tell us how you really feel.
"There's good looking James Laurenitis"- Ray Bentley (Via Anon)
"6' 6" 230 pounds he's not supposed to be able to move like that."- Andre Ware (Via Nick)
Really? That doesn't seem like a lot. Andre Ware is just not good with numbers.
"I guess you can say he's a "Threet" to run."- Dave Pasch (Via Nick)
"Tony Romo, not available today for Eastern Illinois."- Dave Pasch
And to think....I actually used to like Pasch.
"Mike Enyon made headlines when he won the lottery. $250,000"- Pam Ward
"That's a lot of pizza to buy for him and his buddies at Ohio University"- Ray Bentley
"Oh Chris, I've missed you so much."- Pam Ward
"Ohio State's first two possessions were 2-and-outs."- Ray Bentley
"And Scott gets it up..."- Pam Ward
Yes! We're getting "Innuendo" Pam today. Oh and someone tell Craig James to settle down....
"Doing things off the field, whether that's pool parties or swimming days."- Ian Allen
"The thing you like to see from a receiver, he goes up and makes that hands catch."- Ray Bentley
"Now Wisconsin has a decision here - take the ball and the yardage or make Marshall rekick 5 yards back" - Charles Davis
This was said immediately after Marshall scored to make it 14-0 and then kicked the ensuing kickoff out of bounds. I don't have the time nor the inclination to explain the many things wrong with that statement. (Via Anon)
"Yeah, let it wing."- Ray Bentley (Via Bazooka Jones)
"He rode that down like a mule."- Rick Walker (Via JG)
"That ball must be riveted to your ribcage."- Mark May
"No man in history has won five consecutive majors in the same major, two different majors."- Dick Enberg on Roger Federer
"This is where they like to play Football."- Andre Ware on Michigan
Ummm....Miami has the ball at the Michigan 12 yard line. I'm pretty sure that's not true. And right on cue....
"You kick a field goal here and you get yourself within another field goal of tying the game"- Andre Ware
The score is 10-3 right now. (Via Anon)
"Right now they have their hands full of bobcats!"- Pam Ward (Via Jared)
"They are having a hard time getting to the Quarterback because of his elusivity."- Ray Bentley (Via Bazooka)
"You see him look to the right with his eyes right before the snap..."- Ray Bentley (Via Sam)
As opposed to looking with his feet?
"When it goes wrong, you gotta bring the butter."- Rick Walker (Via JG)
"If you're Solich, I think you have to punt this one....oh, wait, it's third down, never mind." - Ray Bentley
"Yeah, this isn't Canada. If we were in the CFL..." - Pam Ward
"He was catching everything last week. I can't believe he's dropping easy passes like that." - Ray Bentley
"You think that's an easy pass?" - Pam Ward
"Well, he got his hands up, that's what his hands are for." - Ray Bentley
"A 48-yard return...correction, 69 yards."- Pam Ward (Via Kyle)
Not even close and I'm pretty sure that this isn't AJ Trapasso and actually James Lauranitis....
"I tell you what. If I was a bartender, I'd give you no more to drink."- Lou Holtz to Mark May
"In a summer of Batman and Iron Man, we go to my other partner Cart Man."- Brad Nessler
"You have to play physically. Punch em in the mouth and hope they don't punch back. Not physically, but you need to play physically."- Lou Holtz (Via Bazooka)
"The kickoff goes and we're underway, it'll go out of bounds and Oregon State will have great field position."- Brad Nessler
"It was a dud!"- Bob Griese
"Exactly right, it was like lighting a firecracker on the 4th of July and nothing happens!"- Brad Nessler
"Can I rent you for New Years Eve, you know your useless information"- Pat Haden to Tom Hammond (Via Sean)
"That's two for Virginia Tech, they'll have a third and five."- Mike Patrick while calling the ECU-WVU game
"A pickup of 14 moves the change for A&M." - Joe Beninati (Via Steve)
"And they [Washington] have to go for it here, they can't give it back....oh wait, it's third down, sorry." - Petros Papadakis
"Thought you knew something, huh?" - Barry Tompkins
"Yeah, I thought I did. I must have gotten screwed up when he changed the down marker." - Petros Papadakis
"It is library quiet at Notre Dame Stadium." - Pat Haden
"I've been to libraries with more noise." - Tom Hammond
"Baker... all the way... Rodney Ferguson... 45 yards, I beg your pardon it was the big back." - Joe Beninati (Via Steve)
"There were more people covering him than live in Calcutta"- Pat Haden (Via Sean)
"Better take that rifle away from the Mountaineer."- Mike Patrick after WVU turned it over on downs (Via Anon)
"Pitt needs to call a timeout here so they can get up a hail mary!"- Doug Graber
"Pitt is out of timeouts Doug."- Jon Saunders
"It's like the little engine that could. I think I can I think I can...First Down! Move the sticks for the first time in the history of young Robert Marve's career moves the 'Canes into an opportunity to have another opportunity to a set of downs."- Kirk Herbstreit (Via Noah)
"Superman does it again, but the Joker hung tough for a while."- Brent Musburger (Via Multiple Commenters)
"How do you ask your girl 'hey baby do you want to go to the game' and then take her up to the rock? I mean it's not like you got privacy up there"- Mark Jones
"They are certainly enjoying themselves."- Bob Davie
"This is the biggest event here since the Stones. Well sometimes you get what you want, and sometimes you get what you need."- Mark Jones
"You've been waiting to get that one in."- Bob Davie